SJWs Terminate Planned Parenthood President: ‘S**t Has Been Crazy’
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July 17th, 2019 7:16 AM
Did you ever think you’d see the day when the president of Planned Parenthood would be fired for being insufficiently woke? Apparently that was a factor in the early termination of Dr. Leana Wen’s eight month presidency on Tuesday. Wen got canceled for violating intersectional politics by supposedly not being radically pro-abortion enough, using transphobic language, and driving out black female…
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WOMP, WOMP: ABC, CBS Skip Planned Parenthood Firing New President
July 16th, 2019 8:34 PM
It was a great day for the pro-life cause on Tuesday as the board of the abortion group Planned Parenthood embarrassingly fired president and Dr. Leana Wen after only eight months on the job. Unfortunately, ABC’s World News Tonight and the CBS Evening News saw no reason to inform their viewers about Wen’s ouster as the organization charged with murdering unborn children has found itself in dire…
2019 Emmy Nominations: Leftwing, Trump-Hating Propaganda Scores Big
Culture
July 16th, 2019 3:55 PM
The 2019 Emmy nominations have been unveiled and (not so) surprisingly there are lots of lefty Hollywood specimens up for the illustrious TV awards. While many of you might be actually excited to see these people awarded for talent, we’re here to focus on which liberal heartthrobs get their rear-ends kissed by the industry the most.
WashPost: Sexual Morality a ‘Red Flag’ for ‘Bachelorette’ Contestant
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July 16th, 2019 12:48 PM
Hear that siren? That’s the sound of Washington Post’s morality police pulling up to shame bachelors for holding their potential spouses to any standard whatsoever. The outlet wrote a praising piece of the latest episode of The Bachelorette in which Hannah Brown rebuked suitor Luke for being dissapointed that she was having sex with some of the other contestants. What a sicko, eh?
Appropriation-Palooza! ScarJo, Female 007, and a Chinese Rihanna?
Culture
July 15th, 2019 2:50 PM
While you were enjoying your weekend, the identity politics wars were heating up. If you’re waking up on Monday with your head spinning, it’s probably because you’re seeing headlines about a new African American 007, Scarlett Johansson taking a modest stand against PC culture and then being forced to walk it back (while bashing white males, of course) and about the outrage mob smearing Rihanna…
Teens Watch Porn for Pointers on Youth Sex Drama ‘Euphoria’
Culture
July 15th, 2019 12:21 AM
To our severe disappointment, HBO has renewed its teen sex drama series Euphoria for a second season. We haven’t even finished off the first season, and the worst may be yet to come. Until then, we still have to contend with this continuing denigration of young humanity, this week with teens picking up sex pointers from porn.
Miley Cyrus Won't Have Kids Because of Climate Change, or Something
Culture
July 11th, 2019 11:53 AM
Miley Cyrus is in a state of rage. The sex-obsessed, eco-frenzied feminist pop star sat down with fashion magazine Elle to bash the patriarchy and the fossil-fuel devouring fools from previous generations who have handed millenials a “piece of shit planet.”
‘Ethical Pimping’: HuffPost Advertises Prostitution
Culture
July 10th, 2019 3:32 PM
The left wants to legalize prostitution. Serious decriminalization legislation has already been proposed in New York, Washington D.C., Hawaii, and California. Based on the success of marijuana, the best strategy to legalize something is to advertise it as a good. This is the scheme that The Huffington Post is following. On July 10th, guest writer Antonia Murphy published a piece titled “I’m An…
Ariana Grande Shrugs at Performing Erotic Songs in Front of Kids
Culture
July 9th, 2019 5:36 PM
On July 9, Vogue published a cover story about Ariana Grande, including an image of the artist posing sensually in her makeshift studio at her childhood home. The photo is meant to capture her “child star gone rogue” persona (à la Amanda Bynes, Britney Spears, Macaulay Culkin, Lindsay Lohan, and many others) that she has embraced. In the article, the former Nickelodeon star waved off criticism…
HBO Sex Drama Initiates Relationship Between Teen Girl and Trans Girl
Culture
July 8th, 2019 12:38 AM
HBO’s Euphoria gets off on showing probably the worst liberal entertainment has to offer, whether it’s statutory rape, way too many penises, or teenagers becoming cam girls. The July 7 episode continues that trend featuring those things and more with a deeper look at the show’s transgender teenager.
‘Spiderman’ Open to Idea of Gay Spidey, Bashes ‘White Male’ Characters
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July 3rd, 2019 1:49 PM
Coming off a high-earning debut the first week of July, the newest Marvel blockbuster, Spiderman: Far From Home, shows that the Spidey franchise still has plenty of gas left in it. However, should the public’s affinity for the wallcrawler start to cool, series star Tom Holland broached some ideas that may inject new life. If you guessed a sexual and racial reorientation, then kudos. You’ve been…
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New Miley Cyrus Music Video Trashes Female Sexuality
Culture
July 2nd, 2019 11:50 AM
Pop sweetheart Miley Cyrus’ new video for her song “Mother’s Daughter” is intended to be a new age anthem of female expression and freedom. Is it any wonder that it comes off as completely unnerving and a little hellish? Ms. Cyrus’ ode to feminism and inclusivity is a bad acid trip of strange sexuality, including blood red latex, teeth-lined female codpieces, wheelchair bound trans women,…
Intersectional Diva Madonna Touts Gun Control at World Pride Event
Culture
July 1st, 2019 5:24 PM
Over the weekend, Manhattan hosted “World Pride” to commemorate the 50th anniversary of the Stonewall riots. Yesterday’s music event served as Pride Month’s swan song, and who better to encapsulate last month’s absurdities than pop ne’er-do-well Madonna?
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HBO Sex Drama Introduces Teen Cam Girl and 28 More Penises
Culture
July 1st, 2019 12:19 AM
Watching HBO’s Euphoria is a lot like watching the recent Democratic primary debates. Each experience will slowly kill your faith in humanity. However, only one of these things includes an excruciating plot of a high school student granting sexual favors to grown men online and nearly thirty photos of erect penises. With those options, give me Beto O’Rourke speaking broken Spanish any day.