Afghanistan continues to be a mess and President Joe Biden has no plan to get Americans and our allies out safely, but Friday morning’s Politico Playbook got to what REALLY matters in DC: the party scene!

ESPN’s flagship woke talk program, First Take, is reportedly anticipating a major split. Media reports say Max Kellerman will be removed from the program he co-hosts with Stephen A. Smith and will re-surface on an ESPN radio program. Kellerman has been a shining example of woke derangement syndrome during his five years on the program.

Well they finally found someone to replace Alex Trebek as the permanent host of Jeo – annnnd he’s gone. Well, Mike Richards was the new permanent host of longtime broadcast TV game show Jeopardy, but as with most showbiz career implosions in the modern era, his old jokes did him in. 

Pro-BLM NBC sitcom Brooklyn Nine-Nine took on the issue of fake hate hoaxes that waste police detectives' time and resources. Unfortunately for the audience, the "hate hoax" the writers cooked-up was cops faking hate against themselves.

Thankfully the extremely racist, two-part episode on Freeform’s grown-ish is behind us, but, unfortunately, the show’s not done spewing racism. Should we really expect anything else from a show that said white people are “inherently bad,” and featured a protestor holding a sign reading, “Put avocado on racism so white people will pay attention?”cado on racism so white people will pay…

Despite how much it sounds like a scene from his sitcom Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David’s awkward interaction with Harvard professor and Trump impeachment defense lawyer Alan Dershowitz at a Martha’s Vineyard grocery store was very real and very weird.

Here’s a great media racket: whip up public terror over some dubious issue and then offer equally dubious advice for dealing with said terror. In the post-Christian west, it’s like taking candy from babies.

As we approach the 20th anniversary of the 9/11 terror attacks it is interesting to look back and see how American culture has changed in that two-decade time span. Back then mainstream culture (sorta) rallied around God and country against our enemy, the Taliban and Al Qaeda. Today the culture sees those same people that believe in God and country as bad or worse than the Taliban. 

Why is Colin Kaepernick included as a quarterback in the Madden 22 NFL video game? He’s been OUT of the pro football game for five years. It’s because EA, which produces the game, is evidently interested in profiting off social justice warrior dollars.

Despite the Biden administration’s best efforts to turn our southern border into the most welcoming, easy-access gateway in the world – where 2 million unvetted and mostly unvaxxed illegal migrants are set to move through by the end of this year alone – one federal judge won’t let Biden get away with it.

According to the kooks at MSNBC, Republicans have no right to talk about defending the rights of Afghan women from the bloodthirsty and female-enslaving Taliban regime because they don’t respect American women’s bodily autonomy.

Washington football coach Ron Rivera went off the bleeping deep end against vaccine skeptics earlier this week. In a Sports Illustrated feature story, he charged that “f------ a-------" are “leading people to die.”

The Washington Post has “spent this baseball season examining the experiences of nine African American ballplayers, from a 90-year-old icon to an 18-year-old prospect,” according to an introduction to it’s series of articles called …

The galaxy far far away seems as ripe for woke revising as our own society. After beating the Star Wars series to hell with progressive themes like gender politics or firing fan favorite actresses for being conservative, Disney has officially changed the name of Boba Fett’s classic spaceship to something more politically correct.