Demolition Derby: Fox News Annihilates CNN, MSNBC in Q3 2021
The more things change, the more things stay the same. Such was the case with this week’s ratings release for the third quarter of 2021 as, to the shock of no one, the Fox News Channel was victorious with its 79th straight quarter as the top cable news channel while CNN and MSNBC saw numbers tank to levels not seen since Barack Obama’s second term as President. Of course, Zuckerville (…
Spray Tans Are ‘Blackface:’ Camila Cabello Becomes Target of Woke Mob
Singer-songwriter Camila Cabello has been trying to appease the woke mob for years, even attending “weekly racial healing classes.” The sessions are apparently not helping because she is now being accused by social justice warriors of having a background dancer in “blackface” because of a bad spray tan. Cabello now has to think of more creative ways to avoid being cancelled.
Mika Covers for Biden's Weird Whispering Act: 'Practicing ASMR'
When Morning Joe opens with a Tonight Show of Biden's weird whispering act, Mika Brzezinski finds a way to cover from him, literally laughing it off in a loving way. Biden wasn't losing it. It wasn't weird. Not at all! "President Biden was practicing some ASMR, perhaps," said Mika ASMR is an unproven notion that various events, including listening to people…
Unhinged Jane Fonda Compares Fossil Fuel Industry to Abusive Boyfriend
Appearing on NBC’s Tonight Show Tuesday, far-left actress and climate crusader Jane Fonda launched into an unhinged tirade in which she compared the fossil fuel industry to an abusive boyfriend and even wildly claimed that energy producers were responsible for more deaths around the world than the COVID pandemic.
Heads Up! Greg Gutfeld Demolishes Competition in Weeknight Debut
Making his move from to weeknights (after starting on overnights and then having a weekend evening slot), Fox News Channel host Greg Gutfeld kicked off his new eponymous show on Monday with a barnburner of a monologue lampooning his competition on CNN, MSNBC, and the late-night comedy shows and denouncing the left for thriving on “making people hate each other.”
Natalie Portman Gender-Corrects Fairy Tale Classics
Who’s going to be the one to let Aesop know that his fables are not very “gender-safe”? Natalie Portman, Academy Award-winning actress for Black Swan, released her own version of classic children's fables titled “Natalie Portman’s Fables.” Bounding Into Comics reported on her book that retells “The Three Little Pigs,” “The Tortoise and the Hare,” and “Country Mouse and…
Don Lemon to Fallon: White Righties Panicked by Changing Demographics
CNN primetime host Don Lemon appeared on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon on Thursday night to plug his new book on racism and the flaws of white people. He told Fallon that the Capitol riot and all the white unease is over America becoming a "majority-minority" country.
CNN, NPR Agree: With Trump Gone, Late Night Comedy Can Be Fun Again!
From 2015 until Joe Biden entered the Oval Office, late night comedy became anything but funny, with comedians like Stephen Colbert and SNL alum Seth Meyers becoming rage-filled political commentators obsessed with President Trump. Their work effectively helping the DNC didn’t stop with hating Trump; they actually became more obnoxious sycophants puffing up Democrat politicians, as well.
Nasty Tur: Conservatives ‘Have Been Tearing Things Down for Decades'!
Appearing on Wednesday’s Tonight Show for a segment aired early Thursday morning, left-wing partisan MSNBC anchor Katy Tur claimed that “decades” of conservatism somehow caused the horrific assault on the U.S. Capitol. She rushed to exploit the disgraceful event and claim that “Rush Limbaugh” and “Fox News” were to blame.
Tonight Show Head Writer Quits Over Trump Jokes Empowering Him
The head writer of NBC's Tonight Show is so full of Trump Derangement Syndrome that she actually announced that she is leaving her job because writing jokes about Donald Trump somehow gives him more power.
He Hates You: Kimmel Rages That He 'Overestimated the American People'
Late night “comedy” is not a place for jokes, it’s for liberal lectures and hate. Jimmy Kimmel on Wednesday reacted angrily to the closely disputed, undecided presidential election. Perhaps angered by the Republicans likely holding the Senate and increasing their numbers in the House, the Jimmy Kimmel Live host ranted that he “overestimated the American people.” Kimmel wasn’t alone in…
Would a Biden Victory Crush Late Night TV?
The 2016 presidential race permanently changed the jokes broadcast after the nightly news. Late night comedians, fearing a Donald Trump victory, shifted their content aggressively to the Left. Jokes got massaged or simply nudged aside for talking points ripped out of a New York Times op-ed. In short, they took sides in the Trump-Clinton steel cage match. The only thing missing?…
Study Finds 97% of Late Night Jokes Are About Trump, 3% About Biden
Undergoing the kind of painful research project we wouldn’t wish on our worst enemies, one George Mason University media researcher watched a ton of late night material from two major networks and recorded exactly how many jokes were directed at President Trump versus how many were directed at former Vice President Joe Biden.
FLASHBACK: Todd Whined About Trump Humiliating Clinton With Accusers
Another week has passed and journalists are again upset with the Trump/Pence 2020 team for how they handled a debate. This time, Chuck Todd hammered Mike Pence for being “evasive” and “deflecting.” Four years ago today, on October 10, 2016, things were exactly the same. NBC’s Todd was horrified when Donald Trump brought Bill Clinton’s sexual accusers to a debate.