FLASHBACK: CNN Guy Who Exposed His Penis Called Clarence Thomas Weird
Thirteen years ago this week, CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin trashed Clarence Thomas as an isolated, “eccentric” weirdo on the Supreme Court. This coming from the guy who, in 2020, would expose his penis during a Zoom call.
CNN Projects Biden Win, Tapper Claims 'Long National Nightmare is Over
Upon hearing CNN's Wolf Blitzer formally project that Joe Biden is the president-elect, Jake Tapper channeled former President Gerald Ford and declared our "long national nightmare" to be over. A sentiment shared by former Obama official Van Jones who cried his way through his thankful reaction that President Trump has been defeated.
Loathsome CNN Ogles at ‘Big,’ ‘Presidential,’ ‘Soaring’ Biden Speech
Despite the fact that it was not a victory speech as news outlets had yet to declare him the 46th President, CNN reacted Friday night with nothing but admiration for Joe Biden, calling their candidate's remarks a “big,” “optimistic,” “presidential,” and “soaring” speech “about America” that “applauded democracy.”
Illustrious CNN Charlatans Think THIS Media Outlet Isn't Real News
Leftist-aligned CNN, noted Biden sympathizers, are now calling out Fox News for their pro-Trump reporting. This coming from party of the DNC controlled media that has spent the past four years trying to tear the President down. Rather than take a look in the mirror, CNN host Jake Tapper goes on the offensive: “So if you are a Fox reporter or anchor, somebody not on the opinion side and you're…
CNN: We Must Celebrate 'Remarkable Moment' of Biden/Harris Winning
With Joe Biden on the verge of being declared the winner of the presidential election, CNN's Friday afternoon panel took the time to tell the country that we should all celebrate the historic glass-shattering moment of Kamala Harris becoming vice president. We must also subscribe to the theory that says that Biden has a mandate, despite Democrats' lousy performance in House and Senate races…
Clueless Cuomo Claims Trump Getting ‘Spanking’ in Razor-Thin Election
Despite the razor-thin election results, CNN is still trying to promote the fake news narrative that Tuesday's election was a "huge rejection" of President Trump. Early Friday morning, leftist hacks Chris Cuomo and Don Lemon hosted Election Night in America, where they explained eight separate times how close the election was. This did not stop Cuomo from wildly declaring: “Nobody has gotten…
Fact-Check This: Candace Owens Says She's Suing Facebook Fact-Checkers
New member of the Daily Wire, Candace Owens, announced that she has filed a lawsuit against Facebook fact-checkers Lead Stories and USA Today for censoring American’s free speech. Owens has hinted at the possibility of a lawsuit ever since her opinions began getting fact-checked, which led to her Facebook page being demonetized in August.
CNN RAGES Over ‘Flailing,’ ‘Obese Turtle’ Trump ‘Inciting Violence’
Following President Trump’s Thursday night statement claiming widespread voter fraud, CNN chose not to simply dissect and/or dismantle Trump’s claims with any sobriety. Instead, the apocalyptic network threw one tantrum after the next over how the “flailing” and “obese turtle...in a hot sun” decided to “attack democracy” and supposedly “incit[e] violence” on what was “sad night for the United…
CNN's S.E. Cupp: Ick, 'Bodily Fluids' on Rented GOP Tuxedo Trump Wore
On CNN's New Day, Never Trumper S.E. Cupp says: "Trump wore the Republican party like a rented tuxedo to get through the election . . . That tuxedo is in the corner, it’s crumpled up, it’s got cigarette-butt stains and [pauses] you know, um, bodily fluids on it.
Foreign Interference? CNN: 'Vast Majority' of U.S. Allies 'Want Biden'
For once on Tuesday, CNN wasn't talking about Russian interference, but that President Trump is dangerous to U.S. alliances, and that much of the world prefers Biden over Trump. During the 1:00 pm EST hour of CNN’s Election Day Coverage, the leftist network made the case that the "vast majority" of U.S. allies are rooting for Trump to lose. Host Erin Burnett claimed: “It isn’t just Americans…
CNN Loses It Over ‘Armed’ AZ Trump Crowd ‘Chilling’ Our ‘Democracy’
With MSNBC having already expressed concern Wednesday night about a peaceful gathering of Trump supporters outside Arizona’s Maricopa County Elections Department, CNN hit the panic button just after midnight Eastern Thursday in saying the building would be closing based on the “armed,” YMCA-dancing crowd “chilling a democracy” and causing “a lot of security concerns.”
CNN Host Blames Everyone But Own Network for Botching Election
While (at the time of writing) the Presidential election is still too close to call, once thing is clear: CNN and the rest of the leftist-aligned network got the election wrong. On Wednesday afternoon’s Election Day coverage, host Erin Burnett questioned how they got the election wrong: “Democrats have expected this blue wave. They talked about it in the polls, in the Senate. They didn't have…
Van Jones: 'These Polls Are Not to Be Trusted,' Close Election Hurts
It wouldn’t be Election Night in America without some emotional ranting from CNN political commentator Van Jones. In 2016, he infamously declared that President Trump won the elections because of “white-lash” to President Obama. Now, in 2020, he was lashing out at pollsters for getting Democratic voters’ hopes up with the rosy predictions, only to burn them with a closer than expected…
Hedging Bets: CNN Now Says Dem ‘Landslide’ Was ‘Always a Pipe Dream’
With President Trump holding onto good leads in Florida, Georgia, North Carolina, and Ohio (with strong numbers in the rest of the rust belt), months of media reports about the death of the Trump presidency may have been greatly exaggerated. So much so that shortly before the 10 o’clock hour, CNN started hedging their bets by suggesting pundit predictions of a Democratic landslide were “always…
