Faulty Psychics at Morning Joe Predict Trump Will Quit 2020 Race
June 26th, 2020 2:30 PM
On Morning Joe, Donny Deutsch somewhat jocularly suggests that President Trump might drop out of the race, create the Trump Revolutionary Network, get six million of his supporters to subscribe at $6.99/month, and make $600 million a year. Joe Scarborough says he's not laughing at all at the possibility.
MSNBC's Deutsch: Trump 'Drunk,' Biden the 'Designated Driver'
June 8th, 2020 11:25 AM
On Morning Joe, Donny Deutsch calls President Trump a "drunk driver," and depicts Joe Biden as the "designated driver" who will get us home. Later in the show, Deutsch compares President Trump to a "caged animal" who would do anything to win re-election: "cheat, steal, start a war, rig an election." He predicts that "the next five months will be five of the most tumultuous months our…
Donny Deutsch: 'Cornered Animal' Trump Will Do 'Really Bizarre Things'
May 5th, 2020 10:11 AM
On today's Morning Joe, Donny Deutsch called President Trump a "cornered animal" and warned he will do "really, really, really bizarre things." He claimed he was "boxed in" with no escape route. How many times have they said this kind of thing? "The walls are closing in!"
MSNBC's Donny Deutsch: Coronavirus Will Be 'Moron' Trump's 'Waterloo'
April 20th, 2020 9:04 AM
Joe Biden: start measuring those Oval Office curtains today! It's all over but the shouting, folks. The election's done and dusted, and Ol' Joe has won! That is, if you believe MSNBC's Donny Deutsch. On today's Morning Joe, Deutsch accused President Trump of behaving like a political "moron," claimed he "will not recover" from his handling of the…
Panicky Morning Joe Crew: Bloomberg Must 'Get Out' of Race Now!
February 27th, 2020 9:53 AM
Broad consensus on Morning Joe that to stop Bernie Sanders, Bloomberg should walk the plank and let Joe Biden compete with Sanders one-on-one. The "be gone, Bloomie" scenario was predicated on the assumption that Biden will handily win the South Carolina primary this Saturday.
Morning Joe on Debate: Trump 'Big Winner in Spades,' Donny 'Panicked'
February 20th, 2020 10:14 AM
Pity the poor liberal media. The Democrats staged a nasty debate last night, and the man who emerged the "big winner" was none other than... President Trump! So said Joe Scarborough and Donny Deutsch on today's Morning Joe. Making matters much worse, Donny divined that Bernie Sanders is "rolling" toward the nomination, yet has "no shot" at beating Trump. That…
Dem Donny Deutsch Panicked at Prospect of Bernie Winning Nomination
January 27th, 2020 10:12 AM
On Morning Joe, Democrat Donny Deutsch, panicked at the prospect of Bernie Sanders winning the nomination, says that Democrats who think Sanders can defeat President Trump are are "smoking something."
Brit Journo: Unlike Corbyn, Bernie Has No 'Whiff of Anti-Semitism'
December 16th, 2019 8:25 AM
On Morning Joe, Edward Luce of the UK's Financial Times says if Bernie Sanders were the Democrat candidate, that unlike Jeremy Corbyn, he "wouldn't have the whiff of anti-Semitism about him." Donny Deutsch says that—a recent poll notwithstanding—neither Sanders nor Elizabeth Warren would "come close to beating Donald Trump."
On Morning Joe, Donny Deutsch Dinged for Calling Liz Warren Unlikable
November 27th, 2019 8:41 AM
For the feminist left, it's strictly verboten to call a woman candidate unlikable. Poor Donny Deutsch learned that lesson the hard way on today's Morning Joe. Commenting on Elizabeth Warren's precipitous poll drop, Deutsch attributed her problem not only to her unpopular plan to strip people of their private health insurance, but also to her "likability issue," noting her…
Deutsch: Republicans at Hearing Are 'Nerdy,' 'Weenie' White Guys'
October 24th, 2019 10:00 AM
On today's Morning Joe, Deutsch managed to flout virtually every "ism" taboo imaginable in criticizing the Republican congressmen who yesterday stormed Adam Schiff's closed-door impeachment inquiry. Here was Deutsch: "Those white guys, those middle-aged, boring, nerdy-looking white guys walk down that [sic] steps was pathetic . . . these pathetic wienies walking down that…
Morning Joe: Trump ‘Would Throw His Family Under the Bus’ If Needed
October 11th, 2019 9:59 AM
For some time now, Morning Joe has been consumed by a visceral hatred of all things Trump. Today's show offered up yet two more examples. First, Donny Deutsch claimed "if you know Donald Trump, you know there isn't anyone he wouldn't throw -- he would throw his family under the bus. And I don't say that glibly." Joe Scarborough heartily agreed: "well of course!…
Donny Deutsch Urges Democrat Debaters: 'Assault' Trump the 'Ogre'
September 12th, 2019 10:25 AM
On today's Morning Joe, Donny Deutsch urged the Democrats participating in tonight's debate to "assault" President Trump, whom Deutsch describes as an "ogre." Deutsch claims nothing else matters because "our democracy is under siege."
Donny Deutsch to Trump Supporters: ‘You Own the Blood!’
August 9th, 2019 1:36 PM
This could be the worst bit of campaign advice ever. On Friay's Morning Joe, Donny Deutsch proposed that, as their 2020 strategy, Democrats should "shame" swing voters into abandoning President Trump. Deutsch said Democrats need to tell swing voters that they can't support Trump just because they selectively like some aspects of his policies, like the…
Worried Scarborough: No Dem Matches 'Force' of 'Fat Bastard' Trump
August 2nd, 2019 10:23 AM
On Morning Joe, Joe Scarborough expressed the fear that no Democrat presidential contender has the force to defeat President Trump, whom he said reminded him of both Fat Bastard from the Austin Powers movies and of Mussolini.