Kimmel Mocks Abolitionist As Out Of Touch Because He Was Pro-Life

April 17th, 2024 1:34 PM

ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel was supposed to have Vice President Kamala Harris join him on Tuesday for an interview that almost certainly would have focused on how supposedly horrible the Arizona Supreme Court is for allowing an 1864 pro-life law to be enforced. Harris couldn’t make it, but that didn’t stop him from arguing with the ghost of Justice William T. Howell, played by actor Nick Offerman, and…


Late-Night Panic: Biden Could Lose to Trump!

April 13th, 2024 1:03 PM

Late-night television changed forever after Donald Trump descended that escalator in 2015.


Kimmel, Daily Show Lament People Labeling Trump A Moderate On Abortion

April 10th, 2024 10:04 AM

As conservatives debate the merits and demerits of Donald Trump endorsing a federalist policy on abortion, ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel and Comedy Central’s The Daily Show temp host Michael Kosta lamented that such a debate exists because, for them, even a moderate position on abortion is still extremist.


Kimmel Mocks Concern Over Illegal Immigrant Murderer In Michigan

April 6th, 2024 1:24 PM

ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel is a strange man. On his Thursday show, Kimmel wondered why Donald Trump would travel to Michigan to talk about border security since the state borders Canada, while also accusing Trump of exploiting the death of Ruby Garcia, a Michigan woman recently murdered by an illegal immigrant.


Kimmel Suggests DEI Critics Are The New Confederates

March 22nd, 2024 10:00 AM

An intellectually unsophisticated Jimmy Kimmel reacted to Alabama’s new anti-DEI bill during his Thursday monologue on ABC by claiming that those in favor of it do not like reading and are some sort of Confederate dead ender.


Kimmel Cherry Picks In Order To Portray Trump Voters As Stupid

March 19th, 2024 1:49 PM

The Monday edition of ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! unwittingly revealed a truth about comedy shows: you can’t trust their man on the street segments. This particular segment saw the show head to South Carolina for a Trump rally in an attempt to portray Trump supporters as stupid, but the interviewer disallowed a correct answer because someone away from the microphone and camera already…


Kimmel Attacks Fox, Claims Putting Trump in Context Doesn't Matter

March 19th, 2024 10:00 AM

With much of the media rushing to take Donald Trump’s comments about an impending “bloodbath” in the auto industry, Fox & Friends declared that this is why viewers should trust them to cover the news accurately instead. This did not sit well with ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel, who accused them on Monday of both sides-ing the issue and ultimately proclaimed that the truth doesn’t actually…


Kimmel Asks Former Prisoners If Trump Could Make KFC In The Toilet

March 13th, 2024 10:34 AM

Continuing his effort to provide comfort to despondent liberals, ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel interviewed four former non-violent prisoners on Tuesday where he mused about what Donald Trump could expect if he is ever sent to prison on everything from race relations to his diet to his romantic life.


De Niro Claims '******* Moron' Trump Will 'Come Looking For Me'

March 12th, 2024 11:29 AM

Prior to Sunday’s Oscars, actor Robert De Niro traveled over to HBO’s Real Time with Bill Maher to warn that if Trump wins in November, then Trump will “come looking for me.” Later, on Monday’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! on ABC, De Niro claimed Trump is simultaneously “so [bleep] stupid” and a “[bleep] moron.”


Oscars 2024: Host Jimmy Kimmel Trashes Female GOP Senator, Jabs Trump

March 11th, 2024 3:52 AM

The 96th Academy Awards got political again, in all of the most predictable ways. Starting with host Jimmy Kimmel’s lame jokes at the expense of republicans, the amount of woke movies and Hollywood stars nominated, and political statements via lapel pins. 


Late Night Hosts 'Cannot [Bleep] Believe' SCOTUS Took Trump Case

March 1st, 2024 10:48 AM

For the men of Thursday’s late night comedy shows, if the “MAGA justices” on the Supreme Court hand Donald Trump a victory by announcing they will hear arguments on his claim to have presidential immunity, it is “terrible news for democracy” because, for them, only when a court rules against Trump is it legitimate. They simply “cannot [bleep] believe” any other version of events.


Kimmel Mocks Concerns Over Google AI's Historically Incorrect Images

February 28th, 2024 10:00 AM

The fact that Google’s Gemini A.I. program didn’t have the best of rollouts as it generated a vast assortment of historically incorrect images should be a gold mine of material for the late night comedians. However, for ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel and his Tuesday show, the real target is those who find it concerning.

FLASHBACK: Recalling Years of Liberal Media Mockery of CPAC

February 25th, 2024 10:33 AM

For years, both journalists and late-night comics have ridiculed CPAC as akin to “the bar scene in Star Wars,” “an aviary for far-right ‘wacko birds,’” and an “audience of malignant children.”


Kimmel Mourns Biden 'Not Getting Credit' Versus 'Hair Mussolini'

February 22nd, 2024 10:10 AM

ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel lamented on his Wednesday show that Joe Biden has to convince people he is up to the job of being president despite doing “a pretty solid job” and running against “Hair Mussolini.”