'Women and Gays Rejoice' Because Harrison Butker Missed a Few Kicks?!

November 14th, 2026 7:12 PM

It wouldn't be the LGBTQ community, or The Alphabet Mafia as I like to call them, if they weren't happy about other people's misfortune. You can lump in feminists with the previous group, as they're pretty much equally hateful people.

The "Proudly LGBTQ+ Owned and Operated" Outsports recently published an article stating that women and gays are rejoicing at the fact that Kansas City Chiefs kicker and proud Christian Harrison Butker has been having a less-than-stellar season. The headline:

Harrison Butker is the worst kicker in the NFL. Women and gays rejoice.

Two years after giving a speech critical of women and LGBTQ people, the Chiefs' Harrison Butker has missed more kicks than anyone in the NFL.

Jim Buzinski, a co-founder of Outsports, began: 

If you are wondering why a gay sports website cares about a kicker, it’s because Butker is not just any kicker. In 2024, during a college commencement speech, he was critical of LGBTQ rights, trans people and urged women to stay home while their husbands worked. His speech insulted women and LGBTQ people and they haven’t forgotten.

Since that talk, Butker became increasingly very political and partisan at the same time his kicking skills deteriorated. Are the two related? Who knows, but schaedenfreued [sic] is a wonderful thing and has led to meme after meme on social media.

This isn't the first time a lefty has mangled Butker's speech, where he honored his wife for choosing to stay home. 

For context, Butker is statistically having his worst field-goal-kicking season, and it's not even close. As of this writing, he has only successfully made 12 of 19 field goals during the 2026 season for a 63.2 percent success rate, far and away the worst of his career. 

Imagine living in such a miserable existence that a down season by an NFL kicker makes you giddy. How awful must your life be that you "rejoice" at others' misery?

Buzinski gave multiple examples from the X and Bluesky social media platforms of nobodies talking trash about Butker missing field goals this season. I wonder how many kicks these people have successfully made this year or any year. For that matter, it's a wonder if these people have accomplished anything of consequence in their glass-house lives.

I'm sure Butker will be just fine, as he will most likely continue to turn to his Lord and Savior for guidance. It also helps when you have millions of dollars and three Super Bowl rings.

Remember, being hated by losers is the price you pay for not being one.