Jeffrey Toobin

Zoom Masturbator Toobin: Rittenhouse Lucky Being 'Idiot' Not 'Illegal'
With Kyle Rittenhouse taking the stand in his homicide trial Wednesday, CNN popped the top on a big can of stupid as Zoom masturbator and chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin went off on the teenager, saying he was lucky it wasn’t “illegal to be an idiot.” And along with Jerk-free throwing stones in his glass house, senior legal Laura Coates had the nerve to claim the media have been “…

Toobin Goes Off On 'Complete Outrage' Abortion Court Ruling
CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin joined Don Lemon Tonight on Friday to discuss the Fifth Circuit Court of Appeals issuing a procedural ruling reinstating Texas' pro-life law, at least temporarily. While Toobin managed to keep his pants on this time, he did call the decision a "complete outrage."

CNN: Texas Abortion Ban Mainly 'Affects Low-Income Women' (Not Babies)
Ignoring the babies whose lives would be saved, CNN's Kaitlin Collins, commenting on the Texas law that bans most abortions after the detection of a fetal heartbeat, says, "obviously, who it would predominantly affect are low-income women."

CNN Fires 3 Unvaccinated Staffers, Keeps Toobin, Cuomo Hanging On
CNN’s employee handbook must be one migraine-inducing document. Because while CNN continued to allow Chris Cuomo to collect a paycheck despite being wrapped up in his corrupt brother’s sexual misconduct scandal, they decided to fire three people for not getting vaccinated Thursday. This also occurred after the network brought back legal analysts Jeffrey Toobin after he was caught masturbating…

Toobin Rants Against Justice Breyer Refusing to Cave to Liberals
On Thursday's New Day show, CNN again catered to concerns by liberals who are worried that President Joe Biden will miss the chance to appoint a liberal to replace Stephen Breyer unless the Supreme Court justice retires in an hurry. Chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin even went into a rant against Justice Breyer for refusing to retire at age 82.

Toobin on SCOTUS: 'Destruction of the Most Important Civil Rights Law'
After the Supreme Court upheld an Arizona law on Thursday that threw out votes cast in the wrong precinct and prohibitions on ballot harvesting, the disgust and rage were palpable on CNN as disgraced chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin said this was the latest part of Chief Justice John Roberts' legacy of destroying "the most important civil rights law in American history."

CNN Goes Nuts Over GOP Filibuster of S1: 'Life or Death for Democracy'
Reacting to the Republican filibuster of S1, the so-called "For the People Act" which would largely federalize elections, CNN New Day co-host John Berman fumes: "Senate Republicans are afraid to even discuss voting rights . . . Of course Mitch McConnell likes the status quo because status quo is Republican-led states rigging the system. CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin then claims that the…

NewsBusters Podcast: CNN Slaps Decency, Welcomes Toobin Back to Air
In a move that showed CNN’s refusal to have anything close to admirable ethics, the Jeffrey Zucker-led network welcomed back chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin on Thursday after a seven-month absence following a Zoom call in which he pleasured himself in front of colleagues at The New Yorker. Yes, that was the main topic of Friday’s NewsBusters Podcast, so listener discretion is…

Tube-Ban Over: Jeffrey Toobin Returns to CNN in CRINGE Interview
CNN showed its aversion to decency, ethics, and journalistic principles on Thursday afternoon as the Jeffrey Zucker-led network officially welcome back chief legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin for an absolutely cringeworthy interview seven months after he was caught masturbating on a Zoom call with fellow journalists.

Leftist BuzzFeed Slated to Buy Verizon Media’s Liberal HuffPost
The notoriously leftist BuzzFeed is reportedly set to purchase the insufferably liberal HuffPost. When it’s over, Verizon Media will have a stake in both.

Your Move, CNN: New Yorker Fires Jeffrey Toobin for Exposing Himself
On Wednesday afternoon, The New Yorker did the right thing in formally firing longtime staff writer Jeffrey Toobin for having exposed himself during an early October staff Zoom call simulating Election Day with New York’s NPR affiliate WNYC. Unfortunately, there was no word on his employment status at CNN (where’s currently on leave) other than an article from conservative media…

CNN's S.E. Cupp: Ick, 'Bodily Fluids' on Rented GOP Tuxedo Trump Wore
On CNN's New Day, Never Trumper S.E. Cupp says: "Trump wore the Republican party like a rented tuxedo to get through the election . . . That tuxedo is in the corner, it’s crumpled up, it’s got cigarette-butt stains and [pauses] you know, um, bodily fluids on it.

Stelter Mocked for Mourning Gross Toobin Being 'Sidelined'
Brian Stelter bewailed the sidelining of Jeffrey Toobin and the #MeToobin blowback on Twitter was hilarious.

BuzzFeed Defends Toobin: Haven’t You Taken ‘3 Minutes’ to ‘Crank It?'
Ah, BuzzFeed News. That depraved outlet that died after Trump’s first presidential victory has become zombified and continues to hang around spewing bile in the form of write-ups that almost excuse “masturbating” on a work call.