Bozell & Graham Column: Don't Cry for Al Franken

December 9th, 2017 7:22 AM

Senator Al Franken, Comedian of Minnesota, was pressed by a majority of Senate Democrats to resign in the wake of a growing pile of accusations of grabbing women in sexual ways. When the number of accusers reached a critical mass,“They turned on one of their party’s most popular figures with stunning swiftness,” reported The Washington Post. 

That’s a pretty dramatic decline from the heights just nine months ago, when the Post was preparing him for the White House. Their headline then was “Al Franken may be the perfect senator for the Trump era — a deadly serious funnyman.” He was “having a breakout moment as a political star,” and he “spent the last eight years proving that he’s good enough, smart enough, and doggone it, people like him.”

Post reporter Karen Tumulty turned to Franken’s close friend Norman Ornstein, who insisted that in his Senate work,“He has that Perry Mason quality.” 

Except no one ever saw Perry Mason grabbing a sleeping woman by the breasts.

After the Democrats purged Franken, liberal journalists like Andrea Mitchell complained about a “rush to judgment.” On MSNBC, Tom Brokaw said political and media institutions “have to agree to a kind of codification of what is objectionable and how people should be held responsible for it.” He added, “This is not third-degree murder, this is not a stick-up of some kind in which you can clearly identify a crime. This is a subjective judgment about inappropriate behavior.” 

That’s correct. Judgment about ethics over the years has been remarkably subjective. No one can say the Senate has no place for men who abuse women. Sen. Ted Kennedy was honored by the media for four decades after leaving Mary Jo Kopechne to drown in his car at Chappaquiddick. Twenty years later, in 1989, Andrea Mitchell marked the anniversary with a gushing tribute to Teddy winning respect 20 years later. “Some call him King of the Hill, with a hand in every big issue.”

All those Democrats and liberal journalists turned around dramatically in 1991 and chose a very different subjective judgment against Clarence Thomas. Anita Hill had no photograph of Thomas grabbing her; she never claimed that he did. He was accused of talking dirty, and for that alone, the Democrats wanted him voted down.

With the rise of Bill Clinton in 1992, the subjective judgment changed once more. Sexual misbehavior once more was acceptable – and victims were not. The media that compared Anita Hill to civil-rights icon Rosa Parks now found Paula Jones to be a “Dogpatch Madonna” who, they claimed, pinched men in the rear down at the Red Lobster.

Make no mistake: Franken’s ouster is in part a Democratic Party maneuver to “clean house” in the event Roy Moore is elected to the Senate from Alabama. The formerly Franken-promoting Washington Post started this ball rolling with a disturbing article where Leigh Corfman claimed Moore initiated sexual contact with her in 1979 when she was 14 . She expressed her displeasure, and he drove her home. 

This accusation is more serious than Anita Hill’s, and as distasteful as it is, much less serious than Juanita Broaddrick’s rape charge, or Mary Jo Kopechne’s death. But the Mitchells and Brokaws grade sex scandals by checking the party label first. If Corfman had accused Clinton with a similar tale, the media elites would have felt sick and dragged their feet, just as they did with Jones and Broaddrick. 

Don’t cry for Al Franken, who is rich and famous and is going out with liberals feeling badly for him, despite all the accusers. Today’s situational ethics didn’t permit him to stay in the Senate and get the Kennedy treatment.