Big Tech Supported Valentines: ‘Orgasms,’ ‘Blue Balls’ and ‘Role Play’

February 9th, 2022 12:15 PM

Roses are red, violets are blue, I wish that this article wasn't true. Unfortunately, it is. 

OKCupid is an internet dating service. Think of Christian Mingle and then think of the furthest thing from it. That is OKCupid. This year, its Valentine’s Day cards featured plants barely covering cartoon genitalia, nipple stickers, gay hugs and naked makeout sessions. Kids, click away. 

As Valentine's Day nears, OKCupid released a slew of 20 Valentine's cards created by “a diverse group of inspiring artists.” “Inspiring” is the word OKCupid used, not MRC.

OKCupid’s “Exclusively Inclusive Valentine’s” page indicates “Whether you’re a couple, a throuple, a ‘not-sure-what-we-are,’ or just want to send some self-love, these ultra-inclusive cards are meant for every kind of situationship.”

Though the description of the cards was even more than we needed to see, we read through all the Valentine’s so you don’t have to. 

One featured a man with slanted sunglasses  and raised brows saying “Roses are red, violets are blue … So are my balls. Please come over now.” Another said, “Our relationship is like climate change. Uncomfortably hot & my dad is in denial about it.” One showed a naked woman with vines escaping her underwear: “Let’s go ‘full vax’ tonight. And by that I mean do it 3 times and be really sore afterwards.” We’ll spare you the rest for your own sanity. 

OKCupid is an undoubtedly leftist site. It created a “pro-choice” badge for users to add to their profile in response to the Texas abortion law. For every use of the “pro-choice” badge, $1 was donated to Planned Parenthood. And previously, OKCupid filtered its users by support of Planned Parenthood to show that “shared cause is sexy.” 

OKCupid is a leftist propaganda tool that social justice warriors are using to spread woke ideology. The site is flooded with “inclusionary” tactics and is admittedly pro-abortion.

Yet, Big Tech has no problem allowing the app and contents of the site to flood social media while censoring life-affirming posts, mothers of murdered Marines, and Dr. Freakin’ Seuss. OKCupid’s main Twitter account has 62,900 followers, its Instagram has 81,400 followers and its Facebook has over 86,500 likes. That’s a hefty amount of reach that Big Tech is not only allowing but encouraging for OKCupid’s woke, disgusting, and profane content. 

Censorship of conservatives happens every single day for biased, ridiculous and unjustified reasons, but Big Tech has no problem allowing OKCupid on their sites. Leftist propaganda, like that produced  by OKCupid, is spreading as fast as the sexually transmitted diseases it probably promotes as well. 

People with souls are under attack. Contact your local priest or pastor for spiritual guidance after reading this piece. 

Conservatives are under attack: Contact OKcupid at and tell them what you think of their disturbing new Valentine’s Day cards. Contact Facebook at (650) 308-7300 and Twitter at (415) 222-9670 and demand that Big Tech be held to account to mirror the First Amendment and equal footing for conservatives. If you have been censored, contact us at the Media Research Center contact form, and help us hold Big Tech accountable.