A Woke Christmas: Tucking Turtle Doves & a Pronoun For a Tranny

December 19th, 2023 5:10 PM

Welcome to Woke of the Weak where I’ll update you about the most woke, progressive, insane, and crazy clips and stories that the left thinks is tolerable and well, point out why exactly they’re nuts. 

Christmas is just around the corner and the left still can’t figure out the real reason for the season. 

This week we looked at how narcissistic the left is, even during the season of giving. 

We started out hearing a version of “Santa Baby” sung by a man in a mini Santa dress. Then we heard from someone who is likely his friend, another transvestite, who couldn’t figure out why men in women's restrooms was an issue. 

Another tranny insisted that it should be illegal for people to think of him as a man. 

I myself would be arrested if that were the case. 

Another trangender person insisted that you can change your biological sex. I guess he/she skipped the biology lesson that talked about how you can’t remove y chromosomes from every cell in your body. 

Speaking of things in your body, a TikTok user cried on camera about her herpes diagnosis. Apparently she was shocked to receive it after insisting that sleeping around is normal behavior.

“Normal” has an interesting definition to the left. As another example, First Lady Jill Biden appeared to hire cast members from the Hunger Games for her White House Christmas video. It didn’t encapsulate the meaning of Christmas in any way shape or form and it was a circus in more ways than one. 

Over in Germany, protestors thought that spraying orange paint onto a Christmas tree would solve the climate crisis and protestors in Canada ruined a mall Santa’s magic by screaming “free Palestine” over and over.

The nuts in Canada are also putting tampons in mens rooms so this behavior isn’t too unexpected. 

Finally we saw a man blow torch security cases at stores to get his Christmas shopping done for free! Resourceful!

If you take anything away from this episode I hope it's that these people need a lot of prayer!