Nude Celeb Emily Ratajkowski: 'No Such Thing As Straight People'

November 1st, 2022 5:04 PM

Do you think you're straight? Think again. 

According to far-left actress Emily Ratajkowski, there’s no such thing as straight people. Sexuality is something on a “sliding scale” and straight people are something she doesn’t believe in, Page Six reported. 

Ratajkowski’s theory isn’t surprising. Her fame is sponsored by her naked body. She’s typically photographed topless and is well known for her role in Robin Thicke’s video “Blurred Lines” where she exposed both breasts. “Blurred Lines” must be her inspiration for her idea that sexuality is blurred.

Ratajkowski participated in a viral “green couch” TikTok trend last month where she affirmed that women who have green couches are bisexual. 

Not that they just like green couches but are, in fact, bisexual. 

“I think sexuality is on a sliding scale. I don’t really believe in straight people,” Ratajkowski told “Harper’s Bazaar” for its November edition of the magazine. 

"My girlfriend came over and was like, ‘Bitch, have you seen the green-couch thing?’ She was laughing at me because my green couch is so big,” she added. 

Does size matter in this case? 

As a followup statement Ratajkowski added, “I want to be able to have fun with how I present myself in the world without feeling like I’m a bad feminist or a good feminist. Duh. I don’t want to be a part of your club if you don’t want to have me. It’s fine!”

This isn’t the first time Ratajkowski showed how berserk she is. When Brett Kavanaugh was confirmed to the Supreme Court, Ratajowski marched down to the Court to protest in a white crop top and braless. She’s also posed naked (other than what looked like a pink napkin covering her crotch) to advocate for Roe v. Wade and how abortion bans are racist, Breitbart reported.

Seems like a very intelligent lady. 

All that to say, Ratajkowski’s theory that straight people don't exist is just another signal at how dumb celebrity culture is. 

Get a real job, or better yet, an education.