It's Valentine's Day and Jay (Ed O’Neill) is trying to spice things up with his wife Gloria (Sofia Vergara) by dressing up and role playing at a bar. They assume different identities and pretend not to know each other. Unfortunately, the staff mistakes Gloria for a hooker. When she tries to explain herself and prove she’s Jay’s wife, Jane Fonda’s name comes up, as does Jay’s dig at the left-wing actress:
Gloria: You see, we have the same address and the same last name. I was just pretending to be a prostitute because my husband has a thing for Jane Fonda in "Klute."
Jay: The body was crazy. Unfortunately, so were the politics.
Good one, Jay! Keep the truth coming, please!