VINDICTIVE: ABC Insists on Naming Tesla in Their Car Crash Stories
Traffic accident coverage is a staple of the Elitist Media Evening News, faithfully serving as filler against stories they’d rather not air. Like the empty carbs taking steak’s place on your plate. And when it comes to the traffic accident filler, the networks have demonstrated a tendency to name only one vehicle brand.
CBS, NBC Whine Over Trump Birth Tourism Executive Order
On Thursday, President Donald Trump signed a new executive order banning birth tourism, among other types of what may be perceived as improper grants of birthright citizenship. The Elitist Media Evening News took exception to these orders, which come after the Supreme Court opinion striking down the previous birthright citizenship executive order.
Networks: ‘GOP Has Seized’ on El-Sayed’s Win With ‘Blistering Attack’
ABC, CBS, and NBC popped the clutch Thursday morning and went full-speed in defending “progressive” Michigan senatorial candidate Abdul el-Sayed, brushing off the “blistering attack” by President Trump and the GOP as a distraction from “Americans’ concerns over the economy” and proof they’ve “seiz[ed] on” some of his policy views.
Rosie Mourns Not Mocking Trump's 'Tiny Penis' When Hosting Kimmel
Rosie O’Donnell sat down with Kara Swisher on her podcast on Monday to preview her upcoming time as guest host of ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel Live! During their conversation, O’Donnell would lament ABC wouldn’t let her sing about Trump’s “teeny tiny penis," which not only highlighted the nakedly partisan slant of the show but omitted the copyright issues at play because Jimmy Kimmel Live! does parodies…
Klepper Claims Daily Show Is 'Not Partisan', Calls 'Balls and Strikes'
Comedy Central’s The Daily Show recently celebrated its 30th anniversary, and on Monday, Jordan Klepper and Ronny Chieng sat down on the show’s podcast to look back at the show’s history. At one point, Klepper proved that denial isn’t just a river in Egypt when he claimed the show is “not partisan,” that it just calls “balls and strikes,” and to “put pressure on the bullshit.”
Catastrophizing David French: 'World Walking Path Toward World War'
New York Times columnist David French appeared on Monday's Morning Joe to promote his latest alarm: the world is “walking a path toward a world war.” In his Sunday New York Times column, titled “The War That Could Swallow the World,” French wrote that Trump has lost control of the conflict with Iran. French's solution to the allegedly looming catastrophe? Vote Democrat!
CNN's Bash Tries to Embarrass Jim Jordan on 'Anti-Weaponization Fund'
On Friday, to help get Todd Blanche confirmed as Attorney General, President Trump declared that the DOJ's Anti-Weaponization Fund was dead. But on Saturday, he threatened to move ahead with it if Blanche was not approved. On CNN's State of the Union on Sunday, host Dana Bash repeatedly pressed and interrupted Jim Jordan on this fund, and whether it should be used to compensate David Hearn,…
PBS: Amanpour Pays Nauseous Tribute to Radical-Left Journo Amy Goodman
Amanpour & Co. on PBS hosted radical journalist Amy Goodman on Thursday to discuss Steal This Story, Please!, a new documentary based on her work. After whining about the “danger and disruption” the media industry faces thanks to corporatism and President Trump’s “attacks,” she talked to this supposed savior of “independent journalism,” whose Pacifica network was long funded by taxpayers…
MS NOW's Ali Vitali Frets Trump's 'Otherizing' Illegal Alien Truckers
On Friday's Money, Power, and Politics on MS NOW, fill-in host Ali Vitali fretted that President Donald Trump is "otherizing" illegal alien truck drivers while replacing them with veterans, but did not mention the problem of many such illegal aliens causing car crash deaths.
RFK, Jr. DESTROYS CNN’s Dana Bash Over Media Handling of Covid, Fauci
The Elitist Media have largely avoided the Fauci Diaries since its publication and subsequent hearing with their author before the Senate Homeland Security and American Government Committee. CNN’s Dana Bash tried to perform some narrative hygiene by having Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. as a guest on today’s edition of State of the Union. To put it mildly, that effort backfired.
CNN's Kasie Hunt Touts McCain Obamacare Vote, Marc Short Says He Lied
This past weekend on CNN's The Arena Saturday, Host Kasie Hunt presented a segment, which seemed designed to point out that partisanship is alive and well in Congress, by using the 9 year and 5 day anniversary of the late Senator John McCain's last minute, decisive vote against a repeal of Obamacare to make the point. Another narrative appeared to be the praising of McCain for his vote against…
Bibi and Trump: News Outlets Over-Interpret Minor Details
Were there smiles? How long and warm were the handshakes? How was the body language? How did Trump’s voice sound? What White House door did the Israeli Prime Minister use to go in and see the President?
NBC Mourns Spanish Border Crisis Has 'Been Seized On By' Trump
On both Friday’s installment of Nightly News and Saturday’s edition of Today, NBC correspondents Raf Sanchez and Matt Bradley lamented that President Trump noticed footage of the mass mob of migrants that rushed into Spain on Thursday and “seized” on them as a warning of what could happen here if Democrats win in November. Additionally, both undersold just how frustrated the rest of Europe is…
