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CNN Still Foaming Over the Left Losing Bud Light Culture Battle
Like a beer erupting from a bottle, CNN was still foaming over the left losing the fight over Bud Light’s support of men pretending to be women. CNN’s Tuesday coverage of the Bud Light transgender debate showed the liberal media was still licking its wounds over the issue. CNN had multiple segments dedicated to the topic at 8:00 a.m., 11:00 a.m., and 2:00 p.m., proving their obsession with the…

CNN Comes to the DEFENSE of FBI Spying on Catholics in Virginia
During Wednesday’s House Judiciary Committee hearing, Congressman Jim Jordan (R-OH) grilled FBI Director Christopher Wray on a memo out of the Richmond, Virginia field office that called for the bureau to insert spies into the local Catholic Church to monitor “radical traditionalist Catholics.” Instead of being appalled that anyone at the FBI would think that was acceptable, the cast of CNN’s…

CNN Claims Media Isn’t Anti-DeSantis, Ignore Screaming Biden Story
Monday’s CNN News Central criticized Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis for his recent accusation of the media’s role in his low poll numbers, claiming that this accusation was DeSantis “blaming the media for the fact that he’s not doing so well,” and that this claim attributed “way, way, way more authority or influence than the mainstream media has.” Meanwhile, they were…

CNN Rolls Out FBI Liar to Spew Misinformation About ‘Ghost Guns’
CNN decided to break the new information about the ghost guns used in the Philadelphia shooting over the weekend on Thursday’s CNN News Central by blaming the ghost gun manufacturers and distributers for the shooting. In addition to blaming these companies for this shooting, anchor Sara Sidner hosted former FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe on the show to essentially blame these…

Speaking Truth to Powder: CNN Laughs About White House Cocaine
CNN News Central’s Wednesday morning coverage of the cocaine found at the White House over the weekend was short, but telling of their opinion of the matter. After anchor John Berman discussed selective aspects of the matter with White House correspondent Priscilla Alvarez, anchors Sara Sidner and Kate Bolduan joked about the matter and made light of it, saying that it’s not “too soon…

CNN: 'The Wheels Are Coming Off' For Borrowers After Student Loan Case
Not long after their distributing their hot takes about how the preservation of religious liberty threatens to bring back Jim Crow, the Friday cast of CNN News Central freaked that “the wheels are coming off” for people who will now have to repay their loans after the Supreme Court struck down President Biden’s student loan cancellation scheme in Biden v. Nebraska.

CNN Fears Return of Jim Crow as Court Rules in Favor of Free Speech
CNN News Central reacted to the Supreme Court’s Friday ruling in 303 Creative LLC v. Elenis that upheld the First Amendment right to not be compelled to create a website for a same-sex wedding by raising hysterical hypotheticals about the return of Jim Crow. The assembled cast was also greatly confused by the difference between a gay individual and their wedding.

Coates: Ditching Affirmative Action Will Harm Warfighting Abilities
CNN chief legal analyst Laura Coates responded to the Supreme Court's Thursday ruling that declared affirmative action unconstitutional on CNN News Central by warning that the effects won’t be limited to Harvard or the University of North Carolina. No, getting rid of affirmative action will make the U.S. military a less effective warfighting force.

Despite Denials, CNN Reveals Hypocrisy On Dem And GOP-Appointed Judges
On June 15, Rep. Tim Burchett (R-TN) accused CNN’s Kailtan Collins of referring to Judge Aileen Cannon as “Trump-appointed” in order to instill doubt in the Trump documents case and questioned whether she would do the same if the judge was appointed by Barack Obama. Collins defended herself by saying “We talk about who judges were appointed by all the time.” Now, less than one week later we…

CNN Is Annoyed About Republicans’ Reaction to Hunter Plea Deal
Wednesday morning’s CNN News Central featured a slew of guests to complain about the Republican response to the specifics of the Hunter Biden plea deal, and to present their own opinions on the deal as well. Anchors Kate Bolduan and Sara Sidner brought on CNN senior legal affairs correspondent Paula Reid, “It’s Complicated” podcast host Renato Mariotti, former federal prosecutor Shan…

Hunter Biden Plea Deal: CNN Whines GOP ‘Not Going to Let This Go’
Hunter Biden got a cushy plea deal from his father’s Justice Department on Tuesday, including the possible drop of a felony gun charge no average America would be afforded. Despite securing the sweetheart deal, one of the immediate reactions from CNN News Central was to whine that congressional Republicans were “not going to let this go” as their investigations into possible…

CNN Celebrates ‘Backtrack’ of Republicans on ‘Unverified’ Biden Audio
CNN News Central anchor John Berman hosted CNN national security reporter Zachary Cohen on Friday morning’s show to discuss what they called a “backtrack” in Republican congressmen’s statements about the Biden bribery tapes that were discovered, calling the whole situation “a series of unverified allegations” against their beloved President Joe Biden and his son Hunter.

CNN Beats Down Penny: “Issue of Taking Things into Your Own Hands”
Thursday morning’s CNN News Central included two segments where anchor Rahel Solomon discussed the manslaughter indictment of Daniel Penny, a Marine veteran who detained an attacker, Jordan Neely, on a New York City subway, unfortunately causing Neely’s death in the process. Solomon and both of her guests, CNN national correspondent Brynn Gingras and Defense and Trial Attorney Misty…

CNN Downplays Boycott Dethroning ‘King of Beers’ Bud Light with Modelo
CNN chief business correspondent Christine Romans appeared on Wednesday Morning’s CNN News Central with anchor John Berman to attempt to explain Modelo’s takeover as the most popular beer company in America, a title which had previously been held by Bud Light. Romans tried to pin the cause for this as being primarily “flat-out changing tastes” and “clever advertising” on Modelo’s part…