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Networks Celebrate Democrat Van Hollen for Meeting with Abrego Garcia
On Friday, the “Big Three” of ABC, CBS, and NBC had full segments on their flagship morning news shows heralding Maryland Democrat Senator Chris Van Hollen for flying down to El Salvador and meeting with alleged MS-13 gang member and former illegal immigrant Kilmar Abrego Garcia, whom the liberal media are acting as though he’s an early frontrunner for the 2025 Time Person of the Year…

Happy Easter? Colbert, Warnock Suggest Critics Are Like Jim Crow
On Thursday, two of America’s leading voices for the religious left—CBS’s Stephen Colbert and Sen. Raphael Warnock—joined forces on The Late Show to prepare for Easter by attacking Republicans as un-Christian with some casual Jim Crow and slavery analogies.

CBS Spends Over 10 Mins Fretting ICE Scooped Up Pro-Hamas Student
Along with joining their fellow broadcast networks in rushing to the defense of illegal immigrant Kilmar Abrego Garcia despite records showing his less-than-stellar conduct, CBS used its flagship newscasts on Tuesday and Wednesday to bemoan the plight of Columbia University student Mohsen Mahdawi, who helped lead the pro-Hamas protest movement on campus, which resulted in police needing riot…

Late Night DNC: Colbert Goes to Bat for PBS, Gushes Over Liz Warren
The Wednesday edition of CBS’s The Late Show was defined by host Stephen Colbert giving two odes to liberal budget priorities. First, Colbert insisted that PBS documentaries on transgender people in Ohio bowling leagues are of vital importance before marveling at Sen. Elizabeth Warren’s “righteous anger” at President Trump, Elon Musk, and DOGE.

WOMP WOMP: NYT Is FURIOUS Leavitt Calls on Conservative Reporters
The New York Times posted a hilarious meltdown Tuesday night complaining the Trump administration has “tak[en] steps to more closely control” the Brady Briefing Room. Their alleged crime against journalism? Instituting a “new media seat” to lead off the briefing and “[o]n average, a quarter of the people” called on “for questions are standing along the perimeter.”

Colbert: Trump Placing 'Insane Dictatorial Demands' On Harvard
The idea that the late night comedy shows are just MSNBC with jokes was on full display on Tuesday’s installment of CBS’s The Late Show. Host Stephen Colbert claimed that the Trump Administration’s recent demands on Harvard were “ridiculous,” “insane,” and “dictatorial,” but Colbert never provided any context for why those demands were given.

CBS Spends 21x More on Gayle King Going to Space Than the Whole Flight
On Monday, CBS Mornings co-host Gayle King took off on Blue Origin’s Mission NS-31 for what was, from liftoff to touch down back on Earth, a 10-minute-and-14-second flight with a few minutes floating in what’s considered space. But from its February 27 announcement through recaps on Tuesday, CBS Mornings spent roughly 215 minutes (or three hours and 35 minutes) trumpeting…

Networks Bemoan Trump’s ‘Dramatic Turn’ Targeting Far-Left Harvard
When the “Big Three” networks of ABC, CBS, and NBC weren’t lamenting Tuesday morning the plight of their beloved “Maryland man” Kilmar Abrego Garcia, they each complaining about the Trump administration freezing $2 billion in taxpayer funding from far-left and private Harvard University, siding with the university’s insistence it spend taxpayer dollars as it sees fit.

CENSORED: ABC/CBS/NBC Spend 0 Seconds on Rachel Morin Killer’s Trial
Broadcast networks (ABC,CBS,NBC) didn’t care about the trial of Rachel Morin’s killer.

STUDY: ABC, CBS, NBC Give 62x More Time to Negative Economic News
Over the past two weeks, broadcast networks were utterly consumed by news of the Trump administration’s tariffs, to the degree that the topic took up more than a third of their flagship morning and evening newscasts’ total run time. Yet during that same time period, these networks spared barely any time at all to cover some of the positive economic news, such as the declining Consumer Price…

WOKE. IN. SPACE! CBS Host Apologizes for Saying ‘Mankind’: ‘I’m Sorry’
In space, no one can hear you scream; but the aliens can apparently pick up your virtue signals on their scanners. CBS Mornings co-host Vlad Duthiers was sending out distress calls during Monday’s show after he was scolded by Dr. Mae Jemison (the first black woman in space) because he used the highly offensive term “mankind” to refer to the entire human species.

CBS Mourns Self-Deportations, Claims People 'Should Be Afraid'
For Friday’s installment of CBS Evening News, correspondent Lilia Luciano decided to profile Brenda Martinez, a 28-year old California DACA recipient who has chosen to self-deport. Luciano framed the whole story as tragic as she wondered if Martinez was quitting too early, but she also claimed that an immigration judge greenlighting the deportation of anti-Semitic Hamas supporter…

CBS Evening News: DOGE Will Make You Catch Ebola
The Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) is on an epic run: making people soil themselves at national parks, getting people eaten by bears, and even ruining spring itself. Now, according to CBS News, DOGE will also make you catch Ebola.

CBS Tells Illegals to Not Worry, You Have the Same Rights as Citizens
Wednesday’s CBS Mornings Plus showed its thoughts on whether borders and citizenship actually mean anything as they dedicated a segment to a Columbia University Law professor informing illegal immigrants to cheer up and not as fearful because everyone enjoys the same rights under the Constitution, no matter whether you immigrated legally, we’re born in this country, or came illegally…