Chelsea Handler Pre-Records Celebration Video for Hillary’s ‘Win’

November 9th, 2016 5:12 PM

Liberal comedian Chelsea Handler pre-recorded a “victory” video for Hillary Clinton’s anticipated (but never materializing) win on election night. The taped segment for Wednesday’s Netflix show included cheering, balloons falling and a woman holding a sign reading, “Roe V. Wade 4 Ever.” 

Handler began by explaining, “Right now you are either celebrating because we shattered the glass ceiling or crying because we shattered the American dream. But we’re taping this before we know the results. So, we have no idea who won. And to cover our bases, we taped two different show opens.” 

The "victory" video included pregnant mothers and Mexicans bursting through a wall. In the taped segment, Handler cheered, “I have an official announcement to make! Hillary Clinton is the next president of the United States!” 

In the alternative, reality-based version where the “unthinkable has happened,” Ann Coulter appeared where she smiled and said, “Oh, hello.” 

A transcript is below: 

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Chelsea
11/9/16
12:00

CHELSEA HANDLER: So, right now you are either celebrating because we shattered the glass ceiling or crying because we shattered the American dream. But we’re taping this before we know the results. So, we have no idea who won. And to cover our bases, we taped two different show opens.  Here’s the outcome. 

[cut to video.]

HANDLER: Oh, hello! I have an official announcement to make! Hillary Clinton is th enext president of the United States! [Video of gays celebrating, Women holding signs saying “Roe V. Wade 4 Ever” 

[Cut back to live Handler.]

HANDLER: Yes, and I would love to leave it at that. But just in case the unthinkable has happened and Donald Trump is our new president, the show open would look something like this. 

[Cut to video.]

ANN COULTER: Oh, hello.