Late Night Hosts Blast 'Masturbating' Critic, Tell Thomas to 'Suck It'
The trio of Chelsea Handler, Seth Meyers, and Stephen Colbert continued their lamentations at the downfall of Roe v. Wade on their Thursday night and Friday morning shows. The trio did everything from rage at random Twitter accounts, give the Supreme Court an “F” grade, and invited Justice Thomas to “suck it.”
'Delegitimize,' 'Theocrats,' Racists, Late Night Roe Panic Continues
Day two brought a drop in the quantity of post-Roe lamentations from the self-styled comedians of late night, but the lousy quality of legal analysis, civic understanding, and promotion of abortion as a social good continued on Tuesday night and early Wednesday morning.
Late Night Warns of Sex Licenses, Guns Having More Rights Women
CBS late nights hosts James Corden and Stephen Colbert and ABC Jimmy Kimmel Live! guest host Chelsea Handler all reacted to fall of Roe v. Wade with great horror, decrying it as a loss for the rights of women. There were sorrowful lamentations, references to sex police, and angry denunciations of Republicans, but no passing grades when it comes to understanding what…
The Demise of the Love Gov
This week, Gov. Andrew Cuomo of New York resigned his office. It was a stunning turnabout for a man who had been proclaimed a hero of the republic by the entire media just last year, even as he presided over the worst COVID-19 spike in the United States and covered up the deaths of thousands of nursing-home patients. Trevor Noah declared himself a "Cuomosexual"; Chelsea Handler gushed about…
Chelsea Handler: White Men Are the Only Comedy Targets Left
Chelsea Handler may be the perfect person to hoist the woke comedy flag. That’s not a compliment. The former host of E!’s Chelsea Lately once bragged about her drinking and sexual conquests in between rude jokes aimed at anyone in her pop culture cross hairs.
Trump Still Banned on Social Media; Celebs Still Free to Post Violence
In light of the fact that a social media tribunal will decide on May 5 whether Trump can get his Facebook account back, it’s good to take note of all the famous people who should have had keys to their own accounts taken from them for promoting actual violence.
Privileged White Guy Moore Among Celebs Celebrating Chauvin Verdict
The long awaited verdict of ex-cop Derek Chauvin was announced April 20, causing the world to erupt in cries of relief and elation. He was found guilty of all charges in the death of George Floyd. Hollywood celebrities shared in the excitement, tweeting their approval of the court ruling and condemnation of the man and the system itself.
Generous With Your Money: Milano, Handler, Ruffalo Demand Reparations
Rich, angry white people want you to pay up for the egregious injustice of slavery, which no one alive has ever experienced or profited from. White Saviors Alyssa Milano, Chelsea Handler, and Mark Ruffalo are calling on the Biden administration to implement reparations for slavery to make up for the past and present oppression of Black Americans. Only after this debt is settled can…
Handler: Minorities Might as Well Resist Cops, They'll Be Shot Anyways
The dumbest take currently on Twitter seems to belong to comedian Chelsea Handler’s account. Though what can you expect from someone whose most sophisticated political contribution involved her removing her clothes to entice people to vote. Still it’s shocking that she recently encouraged minorities to not comply with police as there’s already a high chance they’ll get shot anyways.
Kasey Musgraves ‘Cruzin’ for a Bruzin’’ Shirt Mocks Ted Cruz
On today’s episode of Hollywood hypocrites: singer Kasey Musgraves donated proceeds of a T-shirt sale to charities in Texas … the theme? Her hatred for Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX). Earlier this week, ice storms hit the southern part of the U.S. and Texas in particular has been suffering. Texas voted red as per usual and Bette Midler even claimed the storm is “…
‘Suckers’: Hollywood Celebs View Trump Supporters As Gullible Fools
What’s angry, malevolent, unforgiving, verbally abusive, foul-mouthed, and fond of ranting on Twitter? If you answered a woke, leftist, Hollywood actor or director, you’re correct.
Barin' It for Biden: Chelsea Handler Makes Another Naked Voting PSA
What is it with some Hollywood ladies and showing their private parts for Democrat votes?
Chelsea Handler Brags About ‘Assaulting’ Conservatives in Airports
The hosts of The View were eager to have left-wing comedian Chelsea Handler on the show this week, after her public blow up on social media at rapper 50 Cent for saying he would vote Trump (then recanting).
50 Cent Recants Trump Support After Chelsea Handler Offers Him Sex
We were mistaken for thinking that 50 Cent would live up to his tough-as-nails image and vote Trump despite the haters. The “Get Rich or Die Tryin’” rapper decided that “another spin” with ex-girlfriend Chelsea Handler was better than paying much less in taxes under President Donald Trump.