Handler Cites Pope's Sex Life, Environment To Defend Not Having Kids
Chelsea Handler’s attempt to win battle to be the full time host of Comedy Central’s The Daily Show is going about as well as anyone could expect. On Wednesday’s episode, she confused shock value for comedy as she mused about the Pope’s sex life, labeled Fox News’s Tucker Carlson and Sen. J.D. Vance “boner killers,” and cited carbon footprints to defend her decision not to have…
Daily Show Asks Warnock 'How Damaging' It Is To Ban CRT
Chelsea Handler kicked off her week as temp host of The Daily Show by declaring “This is where I get to spend a week talking shit about all the whack jobs and hot messes out there.” Clearly not “all,” because later during an interview with Sen. Raphael Warnock, she wondered “how damaging” it is that Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis has banned Critical Race Theory.
Chelsea Handler Defends Cancel Culture: Just Don't Be Racist or Sexist
On Monday morning, feminist “comedian” Chelsea Handler joined her fellow leftists on CBS Mornings to preview her guest hosting stint this week on the thoroughly unfunny Daily Show. During her appearance, she managed to dismiss the threat to freedom of speech and association that cancel culture poses in the United States by the woke left. According to Handler, all you need to do to…
TOP 10: The Worst Of Late Night For 2022
Between calls for gun control, the demise of Roe v. Wade, and the regular news cycle, it was a year where the hosts of late night traded in their jokes for liberal rants, lectures, and other wandering pontifications. So, without further ado, here are the top -- or maybe bottom 10 -- moments of late night 2022.
Meyers, Handler Express Thanks For Their 'Platform' To Push Abortion
NBC Late Night host Seth Meyers and guest Chelsea Handler admitted on Monday that they view their comedy routines as less of a chance to make people laugh, but to use their “platform” to push left-wing policy, particularly when it comes to abortion.
Late Night Hosts Blast 'Masturbating' Critic, Tell Thomas to 'Suck It'
The trio of Chelsea Handler, Seth Meyers, and Stephen Colbert continued their lamentations at the downfall of Roe v. Wade on their Thursday night and Friday morning shows. The trio did everything from rage at random Twitter accounts, give the Supreme Court an “F” grade, and invited Justice Thomas to “suck it.”
'Delegitimize,' 'Theocrats,' Racists, Late Night Roe Panic Continues
Day two brought a drop in the quantity of post-Roe lamentations from the self-styled comedians of late night, but the lousy quality of legal analysis, civic understanding, and promotion of abortion as a social good continued on Tuesday night and early Wednesday morning.
Late Night Warns of Sex Licenses, Guns Having More Rights Women
CBS late nights hosts James Corden and Stephen Colbert and ABC Jimmy Kimmel Live! guest host Chelsea Handler all reacted to fall of Roe v. Wade with great horror, decrying it as a loss for the rights of women. There were sorrowful lamentations, references to sex police, and angry denunciations of Republicans, but no passing grades when it comes to understanding what…
The Demise of the Love Gov
This week, Gov. Andrew Cuomo of New York resigned his office. It was a stunning turnabout for a man who had been proclaimed a hero of the republic by the entire media just last year, even as he presided over the worst COVID-19 spike in the United States and covered up the deaths of thousands of nursing-home patients. Trevor Noah declared himself a "Cuomosexual"; Chelsea Handler gushed about…
Chelsea Handler: White Men Are the Only Comedy Targets Left
Chelsea Handler may be the perfect person to hoist the woke comedy flag. That’s not a compliment. The former host of E!’s Chelsea Lately once bragged about her drinking and sexual conquests in between rude jokes aimed at anyone in her pop culture cross hairs.
Trump Still Banned on Social Media; Celebs Still Free to Post Violence
In light of the fact that a social media tribunal will decide on May 5 whether Trump can get his Facebook account back, it’s good to take note of all the famous people who should have had keys to their own accounts taken from them for promoting actual violence.
Privileged White Guy Moore Among Celebs Celebrating Chauvin Verdict
The long awaited verdict of ex-cop Derek Chauvin was announced April 20, causing the world to erupt in cries of relief and elation. He was found guilty of all charges in the death of George Floyd. Hollywood celebrities shared in the excitement, tweeting their approval of the court ruling and condemnation of the man and the system itself.
Generous With Your Money: Milano, Handler, Ruffalo Demand Reparations
Rich, angry white people want you to pay up for the egregious injustice of slavery, which no one alive has ever experienced or profited from. White Saviors Alyssa Milano, Chelsea Handler, and Mark Ruffalo are calling on the Biden administration to implement reparations for slavery to make up for the past and present oppression of Black Americans. Only after this debt is settled can the country…
Handler: Minorities Might as Well Resist Cops, They'll Be Shot Anyways
The dumbest take currently on Twitter seems to belong to comedian Chelsea Handler’s account. Though what can you expect from someone whose most sophisticated political contribution involved her removing her clothes to entice people to vote. Still it’s shocking that she recently encouraged minorities to not comply with police as there’s already a high chance they’ll get shot anyways.