Bouncing in Boykinis, Gyrating Sam Smith & Dudes Winning Women’s Pageants | Woke of the Weak

July 12th, 2023 8:36 AM

Welcome to Woke of the Weak, where I’ll update you about the most woke, progressive, insane, and crazy clips and stories that the left thinks are tolerable and, well, point out why exactly they’re nuts. 

We started this week over in Miami where we saw a clip from Miami Swim Week. Let’s just say that the casting directors picked a man to model a women’s swimsuit, and it was NOT tuck-friendly. If you have eye bleach, that point of the video is a great time to put it to use. 

We also saw a clip from a state landmark in California where a massive "Pride" flag was hung for all to see. Unironically, the structure was built using inspiration from Spanish-Colonial churches in Mexico. Talk about mixed signals!

Next up was a clip from the Netherlands, where a transgender “woman” just won Miss Netherlands 2023. Now he’s eligible to compete in Miss Universe in a few months. Mark that down for the 32,523,957th time a biological man has taken a woman’s award. 

How could we have a compilation video without mentioning pop-star Sam Smith!? This week he danced around at the “Mad Cool” festival in Madrid. To no one’s surprise, he wore fishnets and a thong. He also shook what his mama gave him at exponential speeds and with a plethora of cellulite. Definitely not a sight for sore eyes. 

To close out this week’s show we saw Sam Smith’s cousin (probably) get wheeled around as a mermaid in a wheelbarrow and then fall out. 

Beached whales squared!
 

 

That’s what’s up this week in the woke world of the WEAK left! 

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