When Christmastime comes around, many people find themselves reminiscing on traditional songs, like “We Three Queens,” and “All I Want For Christmas Is Nudes.” Well, maybe not many people … probably just ridiculous wackos who want to pervert Christmas, all of its traditions, and tear it from its roots in Christianity -- like the left and the LGBTQ+ movement promoting woke, drag queen remakes of holiday classics!
In the spirit of woke Christmas, Billboard recommends tarted up versions of holiday classics -- featuring drag queens. Chris Malone writes, “Drag queens may not be the first thing that comes to mind when thinking about Christmas, but make no mistake: just because they own Halloween doesn’t mean they aren’t one of the best parts of the holiday season, too.”
Yes, drag queens are one of the best parts of the holiday season … if you really dislike the traditional holiday season. One of the songs that makes the list, “12 Days of Christmas,” contains the line, “On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: herpes.” “All I Want For Christmas Is Nudes” talks about the joy of not wanting drugs for Christmas, but naked pictures instead. Really festive. And nothing says ‘Christmas’ quite like a drag queen named Alaska Thunderf**k dressed up as one of the wise men for a music video of “We Three Queens”.
Perhaps the most striking thing about these holiday remakes is that drag queens solely and selfishly promote themselves, the exact opposite of what Christmas is about: celebrating the birth of Jesus and being grateful for loved ones. Praising men who twerk in wigs and dresses is wildly contrary to Christmas and its traditions.