A Hot Take! Climate-Mad Reuters Cheers Iran War as Fossil Fuel Killer

Business
March 20th, 2026 11:17 AM

Apparently the most important positive outcome from the war with Iran is that it has the potential to reduce the world’s reliance on fossil fuels according to Gaia’s acolytes at Reuters, not knocking out the world’s foremost state sponsor of terror. “Iran war energy shock sparks global push to reduce fossil fuel dependence" was the headline.

Freedom Is Not Free

March 19th, 2026 8:11 PM

At the height of the energy crisis in the 1970s, when oil prices more than sextupled, The Economist magazine showed a map of the Persian Gulf on its cover with the headline, “What’s a Nice Thing Like Oil Doing in a Place Like This?” The Iranian miscreants, with whom we are now at war, understand that, although they could care less what their own citizens think, in free countries…

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SNL's Trump Says Iran Is Meant To Distract From Epstein

March 17th, 2026 12:49 PM

NBC’s James Austin Johnson and Colin Jost reprised their President Donald Trump and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth roles on Saturday Night Live for some Iran-related hot takes that were disguised as satire. According to Johnson, the reason why gas prices are increasing is because of a domino effect that started with the Epstein files while Jost suggested Hegseth is bombing Iranian…

Gluttons for Punishment: NYT Keeps Stepping on Rake with Oil Scareporn

Business
March 17th, 2026 9:57 AM

Someone should do a wellness check on The New York Times. Looks like its journos read the portents wrong — AGAIN — on another one of its apocalyptic prognostications on the economic consequences of President Donald Trump taking out the Islamist regime in Iran.

FURIOUS SPIN: Trump Tariffs Didn’t Cause Inflation Doom, but Iran War!

Business
March 11th, 2026 5:09 PM

The latest inflation data for consumer prices in February effectively kneecapped all of the media fear porn over the Trump tariffs. So what does the media do? It’s very simple: We won’t admit we were wrong, but Trump’s war in Iran is sure to make prices go up now!

HA! Jim Cramer Predicted $200 Oil Spike Right Before Historic Plummet

Business
March 10th, 2026 3:03 PM

CNBC’s Mad Money host Jim Cramer has reached semi-divine stature! His ability to use his bird brain to effectuate the inverse of what he prophesies will happen to the market continues to prove itself legendary and unmatched!

NY Times Pronounces Oil Spike Doom Just Before Prices Plunged… AGAIN

Business
March 9th, 2026 4:01 PM

The New York Times was apparently so eager for an economic win to skewer President Donald Trump’s military achievements in Iran that it ended up making itself look foolish. 

NY Times AGAIN Spews Economic Scareporn to Vilify Trump’s Iran Blitz

Business
March 2nd, 2026 3:02 PM

Like a good neighbor, The New York Times is there... to dump a bucket of ice water on your parade! The lefty newspaper is trying to whip out — get this — economics to lambast President Donald Trump and Israel’s historic military toppling of arguably the most murderous regime in the Middle East. 

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HA! CNN Admits ‘Trump Is Right: The Economy Is Strong’ Post-SOTU

Business
February 26th, 2026 11:40 AM

It’s been proven that CNN will never give President Donald Trump an inch on a “strong” economy without taking logic and twisting it into such an amorphous pretzel to take nonsensical jabs at his record anyway.

CNN Obsessed With Eking Out A Win on Dumb Trump Economy Scare Porn

Business
February 16th, 2026 4:44 PM

CNN Business’s so-called “senior writer” Alicia (not Nicolle) Wallace can’t seem to get the hint that her ongoing narrative war against the Trump economy is flopping harder than Joe Biden’s mental acuity. 

‘BAD BREATH!’ WashPost Spews Hot Air on Trump Ruining Valentine’s Day

Business
February 14th, 2026 10:04 AM

The Washington Post Editorial Board couldn’t have timed its faux-fussbudgeting over how the Trump tariffs were supposedly juicing Valentine’s Day inflation more perfectly (sarcasm). News was just released that inflation eased in January.

USA Today Admits Prices Cut Wages Under Biden, Doesn’t Name Him Once!

Business
February 3rd, 2026 7:49 AM

USA Today did everything it could to make a Biden-era economic catastrophe out to be a Trumpian blooper. But as always with the lefty media, the devil’s in the details.

CNN's Brain-Dead Take: Trump ‘Might Regret’ Refocusing on Economy

Business
January 30th, 2026 3:25 PM

President Donald Trump is making a huge mistake campaigning on an economy that’s projected to have expanded well over four percent at least in Q4 2025 didn’t ya know! At least, that’s the newest hot take being blurted into cyberspace by CNN.

CNN Contradiction: Trump Agenda ‘Could Work’ But Will Hurt Americans!

Business
January 26th, 2026 12:41 PM

Reading CNN’s ridiculous hot takes on the Trump economy is enough to knock a few points off your intelligence quotient. Its TDS-afflicted reporters consistently behave as if writing in contradiction just to sour public opinion doesn’t affect the credibility of their arguments.