Wanda Sykes: GOP Field's So Weak It Should Surrender, South Is Toothless

March 26th, 2012 10:55 PM

Wanda Sykes is still whacking away at Republicans -- even if it's not quite wishing Rush Limbaugh's kidneys would fail. In an interview with Nikki Schwab of  the Washington Examiner, she said Republicans should pack it in, Obama is going to win hands down, forget about it.

"I tell people who are just like normal Republicans that I feel sorry for them, I want to give them a hug and a lollipop," she said. "They should just wait this one out, just write this one off ... they're not going to make it to the playoffs ... it's just the worse candidates." She knocked Mitt Romney and that backwards South:

As for a favorite candidate to poke fun at, Sykes said Mitt Romney. "Mitt Romney is hilarious because he's such an awful politician," she noted. "And his pandering to each audience is embarrassing and also hilarious; he goes to Detroit -- 'Hey, I like cars,' -- he goes to Wisconsin -- 'I just had a cheese sandwich' ... I'm surprised he didn't knock his two front teeth out when he was down south."

Sykes is appearing in DC in April. In St. Louis, she said this on stage:

Sykes said she feels sorry for Republicans, who in her mind clearly need a hug and a lollipop. The candidates are currently engaged in a “dumb fest,” she said, with each aspiring political candidate trying to “out evil” the other.

Earlier, in a Jay Leno appearance, Sykes charged that Romney was saying "crazy stuff" unlike when he was governor when he was passing "health care and gay marriage." While judges imposed same-sex marriage in Massachusetts while Romney was governor, he opposed it. Sykes was meaner to Newt Gingrich and Rick Perry.