Game of Thrones Author Endorses Biden, Triggers Feminist

May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM

No, it doesn’t take much to trigger a feminist. In the case of Jezebel staff writer Esther Wang, all you have to do is support the wrong Democrat. That was Game of Thrones author George R.R. Martin’s mistake.

The gazillionaire writer has a blog and over the weekend he posted, “The main things I want in a nominee, however, are twofold: (1) someone who can beat Trump, and (2) someone who would actually be a good/ great president. Biden qualifies on both counts.”

That turns out to be a beheading offence (or however they dispatch political heretics in GOT (not a fan). Wang hissed, “it turns out—unsurprisingly to those who have watched the bumbling Jon Snow continue to fall up on the latest season of Game of Thrones while eminently qualified women are painted as unfit for the Iron Throne—the dude is a fan of Joe Biden.”

Gaia protect us!

But Wang laid out a reasonable and lucid argument against supporting the former vice president: “George, electability is a trap and A COCK IS NOT A TRUE QUALIFICATION.” (Emphasis most assuredly in original.)

Imagine if he’d come out for a Republican.