Kardashians Cozy up to Planned Parenthood

Now here’s a match made in … well … Fake Hollywood stars are going to bat for a fake healthcare provider. If only they could have been joined by a certain fake woman of their acquaintance, we’d have hit peak postmodernism.

TMZ, through Huffpost Entertainment tells us that Kim, Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are interested in finding out how they can “raise awareness” – if not IQ levels – about Planned Parenthood, America’s largest abortion mill.  

The three went to a West Hollywood PP clinic last week, “met with the organization’s leaders and discussed the health care services offered by the nonprofit and how President Trump’s administration is affecting them.” Imagine the exchange:

KK: Can I like get a mammogram here?

PP: No

KK: So awesome! What about, like prenatal care for like, babies, ya know?

PP: No.

KK: Wow, cool. Like, what can I get here?

PP: An abortion. And baby parts. And we might have a few condoms in the back, but with Republicans cutting our funding, I’m not sure. How about a refrigerator magnet?

KK: Wow, I really can’t wait to, like, raise awareness about that!

So we can look forward to being lectured about all the great services Planned Parenthood may or may not provide. Still think they missed an opportunity for Caitlyn Jenner to tell fellow women all about his Planned Parenthood mammogram.

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