When you think of ice cream, the dismemberment of babies typically doesn’t cross your mind. In fact, that gory image would make normal people puke their dessert.
But according to the morally questionable corporate leaders at Jeni’s Ice Creams, advertising baby bits is a great way to scoop up hungry customers! That’s why they partnered with the Abortion Fund of Ohio for a day of “family fun…” because nothing screams “family fun” like the silent screams of those “unwanted” family members.
Jeni’s Ice Cream is selling abortions per cone. People are calling to boycott their frozen hippie sweat:https://t.co/9KWmp9R1l8 pic.twitter.com/W14KBE37gf
— Justine Brooke Murray (@Justine_Brooke) May 7, 2026
“It’s almost too good to be true,” wrote the abortion vendor in a post announcing that 25% of all ice cream sales on April 30th “will directly support folks seeking” to put down their unborn child.
But their attempt to appeal to a base of self-serving progressives only soured the sweet tooth of young families.
“As a mother of kids who love ice cream, a scoop from a local ice cream shop shouldn't be a matter of life or death,” wrote Catie Rohrig in a petition threatening to boycott Jeni’s.
She called the brand a “symbol of joyful memories.”
“Now, it appears their business is being used to support policies that are at odds with the beliefs Ohio families hold dear,” she lamented.
If you’re wondering why all your favorite ice cream brands are serving a leftist agenda with their scoops, one of the head comrades at Ben & Jerry’s took his frozen hippie sweat over to Jeni’s, where he is now the new CEO.
Perhaps it’s time to introduce your kids to Italian ice, instead.
