Murdering a father in cold blood not only gets you rewarded with nearly $1 million fundraised by a fan base of shrieking 20-year-old women, but you’ll also get your own musical!
San Francisco's leftist theatre types are performing a “comedy” that lionizes Luigi Mangione as a “folk hero” for shooting UnitedHealthcare’s CEO fatally in the back.
Tickets are already sold out for the opening night of “Luigi the Musical,” which turns an act of evil into a lighthearted “story of love, murder and hash browns,” according to its website.
(The hash browns are a cheeky reference to Mangione making a pit stop at McDonalds before being arrested in Pennsylvania.)
The plot follows the prep school punk as he “navigates friendship, justice and the absurdity of viral fame,” with “real-life cellmates Sam Bankman-Fried and Diddy (played by a woman) by his side.”
“What I love about Diddy is that he really has taught us that if you step on a crack… you will break that bare back,” proclaimed the actress in an Instagram video.
Because alleged sex trafficking is now apparently just as trendy as a trust fund comrade smugly killing off a self-made CEO in the name of “justice.”
“This show is not a celebration of violence of any kind,” its website insists, despite dedicating an entire song to glorifying Mangioni’s “pearly white” teeth.
Cold-blooded murder is rather “complex,” according to the musical’s creators, who make their criminal characters into victims of “the systems we’re supposed to trust.”
Perhaps the musical should be called “The Court Jesters of Justice.”
