HILARIOUS: MS NOW Partners With Meditation App to Help Far-Left Viewers Chill Out

September 8th, 2026 1:05 PM
Screenshot via Calm/YouTube

Longtime Los Angeles Times media reporter Steven Battaglio scooped Tuesday morning that, as part of a newly launched paywall subscription, far-left network MS NOW will partner with the “sleep and relaxation” app Calm to help the deranged (mostly) godless viewership cope with the world not going their way.

Battaglio shared the $ 7.99-a-month subscription — called MS NOW Membership — will include access to “meditation exercises created by Calm to help users process the day’s events.”

He also obtained an internal memo from an MS NOW senior vice president that insisted the special Calm rigmarole is “designed not as an invitation to tune out, but as a way to reset, regain perspective, and return to the news with renewed focus and intention.”

Sadly, those inflicted with severe Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) — think podcaster Jennifer Welch, former network host Joy Reid, or Deadline: White House host Nicolle Wallace — are likely incapable of leading truly happy lives so long as any form of political opposition exists (or that, say, Israel is allowed to be a country).

These people have been lost since at least the 2016 election, and perhaps earlier if they have no other focus or meaning in their lives outside of making sure conservatives and Republicans suffer and/or become extinct.

Instead of paying $7.99 a month to be told there’s far more meaning to be found besides politics, they could literally touch grass.

Screenshot via MS NOW/Snapstream

Battaglio further explained MS NOW will link up with “a group of mental health experts who will front programs only available on the MSNOW Membership platform,” including a team of three mental health professionals and former ABC host-turned-podcaster Dan Harris.

In addition to a special series of “meditation exercises” or white noise videos one could easily watch for free on YouTube, MS NOW Membership will allow subscribers to watch the far-left channel without a cable or streaming subscription, and participate in “live discussions with the network’s anchors” — think Rachel Maddow or Jen Psaki — sometime around “midday,” and correspondents in the evenings.