Drunken Liberal Shia LaBeouf Boasts of His Millionaire Lawyers When Arrested

In vino veritas.

And with failed actor, Shia LaBeouf, we learned that a lot of vino led to a lot of veritas when he was arrested for drunken and disorderly conduct in Savannah, Georgia on July 8. The left-wing LaBeouf, while heavily under the influence of his alcoholic truth serum, revealed himself as the worst stereotype of the one percent rich folks when he drunkenly boasted of his "millionaire lawyers." It is unknown at this writing what his sentence will be but his worst punishment is that the highly embarrassing police bodycam footage obtained by TMZ will follow him around to haunt him for the rest of his life unto the end of time.

Shia LaBeouf unleashed an epic drunken rant at Savannah, GA police as they took him into custody -- and bodycam footage shows him repeatedly calling one cop a "dumb f**k" and a "stupid bitch."

As we reported ... cops tracked down Shia at his hotel and arrested him in the lobby, but he did not go quietly. He yelled at the officer, "I have rights! I'm an American. You got me in my hotel, arresting me in my hotel for doing what, Sir?"

The rant got worse once he was in the police cruiser -- "I'm a f**king American, I pay my taxes, get these s**ts off my f**king arm." He also got racial, telling the black officer ... the President "doesn't give a f**k about you, and you wanna do what? Arrest white people?"

After unsuccessfully begging the cops to let him go ... he turned to threats, saying ... "I got more millionaire lawyers than you know what to do with, you stupid bitch!"

You got that, you peons? LaBeouf is rich and he "got more millionaire lawyers than you know what to do with."

Other than being an annoying public drunk unable to hold his liquor, LaBeouf has recently been best known for setting up a 24/7 "He will Not Divide Us" live cam which operated briefly in Astoria, New York and later for even less time in Albuquerque, New Mexico before ending up deader than his acting career. Oh and the "He" is President Trump who is currently riding high and sober in the White House.

A suggestion to LaBeouf's Savannah judge: Perhaps his punishment should be he must recite "THE CUFFS ARE TOO TIGHT! WHY AM I IN CUSTODY?" a thousand times while handcuffed. Any tiny error in the recitation means he must start over again. Oh, and please be sure this punishment takes place on camera for our enjoyment.

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