Global Warming Rap: 'Yo...We're Climate Scientists'

May 12th, 2011 10:17 AM

An Australian television program has decided to advance the global warming myth by creating and airing a rap video called "I'm A Climate Scientist."

For some reason, "Hungry Beast" felt it was necessary to include vulgarity to make its point (video follows with vulgarity-laden lyrics and commentary):

yo....we're climate scientists.. and there's no denying this Climate Change Is REEEEALL..

Who's a climate scientist..
I'm a climate scientist..
Not a cleo finalist
No a climate scientist

Droppin facts all over this wax
While bitches be crying about a carbon tax
Climate change is caused by people
Earth Unlike Alien Has no sequel
We gotta move fast or we'll be forsaken,
Cause we were too busy suckin dick Copenhagen: (Politician)

I said Burn! it's hot in here..
32% more carbon in the atmosphere.
Oh Eee Ohh Eee oh wee ice ice ice
Raisin' sea levels twice by twice
We're scientists, what we speak is True.
Unlike Andrew Bolt our work is Peer Reviewed... ooohhh

Who's a climate scientist..
I'm a climate scientist..
An Anglican revivalist
No a climate scientist

Feedback is like climate change on crack
The permafrosts subtracts: feedback
Methane release wack : feedback..
Write a letter then burn it: feedback
Denialists deny this in your dreams
Coz climate change means greater extremes,
Shit won't be the norm
Heatwaves bigger badder storms
The Green house effect is just a theory sucker (Alan Jones)
Yeah so is gravity float away muther f**cker

Who's a climate scientist..
I'm a climate scientist..
I'm not a climate Scientist
Who's Climate Scientists
A Penny Farthing Cyclist
A Lebanese typist
A Paleontologist
A Sebaceous Cyst
No! a climate scientist! Yo! PREACH!

Interesting how they didn't say a word about Nobel laureate Al Gore's bona fides concerning climatology. He majored in government while at Harvard, dontcha know, and later dropped out of law school. In the undergraduate science courses he took, the former vice president got very poor grades.

I guess that's the perfect background to become the world's leading authority on global warming.

As for America's second-leading proponent of this myth, the head of the Goddard Institute for Space Studies James Hansen has a B.A. in physics and mathematics from the University of Iowa, as well as an M.S. in astronomy and a Ph.D. in physics. He then studied at the Institute of Astrophysics at the University of Kyoto and in the Department of Astronomy at the University of Tokyo after which he began work at GISS.

See any climatology?

Yet, next to Gore, Hansen has been the leading proponent of global warming nonsense in this country since the '80s.

Another so-called expert is Climate Progress's Joe Romm who got a B.S. and a Ph.D. in physics from MIT. Some of his graduate studies were done at the Scripps Institution of Oceanography.

From the media side, ABC's Sam Champion - a leading television personality pushing this hogwash - has a B.A. in broadcast news from Eastern Kentucky University.

Bill Nye "The Science Guy" - another highly-acclaimed media "expert" on this fairy tale - has a B.S in mechanical engineering from Cornell.

In reality, most of the leading global warming proponents in America are not specifically trained in climatology. As such, disqualifying the opinions of skeptics who similarly weren't specifically educated in this field - this author included - is a bit absurd.

If the only people allowed to talk about this subject in print and on the air were climatologists, there'd be hardly any discussion about it which would frankly be fine with me for the alarmists in the media lacking any scientific credentials far outweigh the realists.

On the other hand, Australia's "Hungry Beast" admits to using comedy in its presentations.

Maybe this video was just a joke much like the entire anthropogenic global warming myth.

Yeah...that's the ticket.