This may be about a week early, but it's way too much fun to wait.
The good folks at Rebel Christmas Card 2009 have created a fabulous video short of America's favorite counter-terrorism agent Jack Bauer interrogating Santa Claus.
Before Bauer begins using his knife to find out what Santa is doing in the country, Claus marvelously says, "Think about what you're doing, Jack. No present for you this year" (video embedded below the fold, h/t Instapundit via Ed Morrissey):
You're on the naughty list now, Jack! The naughty list!
Delicious. Absolutely delicious!