None of the three late night comedy shows that aired original episodes on Wednesday could bring themselves to even acknowledge the existence of the Fauci hearings, and it wasn’t for a lack of time. Comedy Central’s The Daily Show might not have found the day’s biggest news story important enough to discuss, but they did have time for a skit that hyped the idea that President Trump’s neck looks like a vagina.
Host-of-the-week Jordan Klepper began the segment by recapping various Trump-themed merchandise that Trump has sold recently before introducing the skit, “So it's pretty clear that the MAGA faithful, in an act of pure devotion, will buy anything from that man. And luckily, there's a new product they're gonna love.”
The scene began with actor Bobby Cannavale, who played a character named Skip McMahon, promoting “the presidential neck vag”:
We MAGA bros know that the best way to honor our president is to look exactly like him. That's why we wore the hat. And the other hat. And that hat too. We wore the ear bandage, and we did the jerk-off dance. But now it's time for your local Trump to level up. Introducing the presidential neck vag. Made of premium, premium, jiggle-responsive silicone and inspired by the fleshy folds of Donald Trump's iconic neck. The neck vag is the perfect accessory for your MAGA life. Strap it on at the next Trump rally or just hang it with the guys! Or wear to that next presentation to get a boost from Trump's swagger.
Klepper played the part of a satisfied customer, “I finally have the confidence to get that big promotion! Thanks, Mr. President for giving me a neck that looks like Bea Arthur got a Brazilian!”
Cannavale then added, “This pocket is durable yet sensitive. And don't worry about stains. It's water resistant and self-cleaning. The cooter collar is great in any climate. From the bedroom, to the bunker.”
That led to a bit between two guys making double entendres about President Bush. After which, Cannavale returned, “Get your presidential neck vag today. For only $47.45, and then you too can look like you are on the cover of a magazine. And for a limited time, we are offering the presidential neck vag in Mar-a-Lago gold. For those more formal occasions.”
Desi Lydic then wondered, “Do they come in women's sizes?”
A cartoonishly angry Cannavale huffed, “No! These MAGA muffs are for men! Alpha males only!” before concluding, “The presidential neck vag. Open the floodgates of your love for Trump.”
Those who try to defend late night’s imbalance of jokes targeting conservatives usually say that is because they simply talk about the news, so it makes sense that during a Republican administration they would joke more about Republicans. However, the big story on Wednesday was a liberal hero with a preemptive pardon refusing to answer any questions about revelations in his diary or about his role in the COVID-19 response and the late night comedy shows acted like it never happened, but they did have time to spend multiple minutes claiming Trump’s neck looks like a vagina.
Here is a transcript for the July 29 show:
Comedy Central The Daily Show
7/29/2026
11:17 PM ET
JORDAN KLEPPER: So it's pretty clear that the MAGA faithful, in an act of pure devotion, will buy anything from that man. And luckily, there's a new product they're gonna love.
BOBBY CANNAVALE [As Skip McMahon]: We MAGA bros know that the best way to honor our president is to look exactly like him. That's why we wore the hat. And the other hat. And that hat too. We wore the ear bandage, and we did the jerk-off dance. But now it's time for your local Trump to level up. Introducing the presidential neck vag. Made of premium, premium, jiggle-responsive silicone and inspired by the fleshy folds of Donald Trump's iconic neck. The neck vag is the perfect accessory for your MAGA life. Strap it on at the next Trump rally or just hang it with the guys! Or wear to that next presentation to get a boost from Trump swagger.
KLEPPER: I finally have the confidence to get that big promotion! Thanks, Mr. President for giving me a neck that looks like Bea Arthur got a Brazilian!
CANNAVALE: This pocket is durable yet sensitive. And don't worry about stains. It's water resistant and self-cleaning. The cooter collar is great in any climate. From the bedroom, to the bunker.
MAN: In the end times all I really need are two things: my gun and my presidential neck vag.
MAN 2: Same here. Trump is the greatest president to ever lead this beautiful nation.
MAN: The worst is President Bush. Man, I hate Bush.
MAN 2: I don't mind Bush.
CANNAVALE: Get your presidential neck vag today. For only $47.45, and then you too can look like you are on the cover of a magazine. And for a limited time, we are offering the presidential neck vag in Mar-a-Lago gold. For those more formal occasions.
DESI LYDIC: Do they come in women's sizes?
CANNAVALE: No! These MAGA muffs are for men! Alpha males only!
LYDIC: Okay.
CANNAVALE: The presidential neck vag. Open the floodgates of your love for Trump.
