Time's latest exploration of who will win its Person of the Year (like there's a scintilla of doubt) explores how Barack Obama has a downside: he's yet to cure cancer.
Pro: Against overwhelming initial odds, he defeated the vastly more experienced Hillary Clinton in the Democratic primaries and John McCain in the general election to become the first African-American President of the country still thought by many to be the world's most powerful.
Con: He neither cured cancer nor won the World Series. Also, could be funnier.
Surely, curing cancer should be on the Messiah's list.
[Hat tip: Granny Grump]