Brent Bozell Announces Top 10 Recommendations to Replace Katie Couric

The votes are in and CBS, do we have a treat for you.

We received nearly 1,800 responses from our Facebook fans proposing who you should hire to replace Katie Couric. Ten people were recommended most frequently, listed below the page break.

Other entertaining suggestions include:

  • “Casper the Ghost … nobody saw Katie anyhow.”
  • “Trump’s hairpiece would make a better journalist than Katie.”
  •  “Well if you are talking about a replacement on the same level as Couric, a microwave should do just fine.”
  • “The Teleprompter of the United States of America (TOTUS). Since CBS pretty much just repeats what is read off the Teleprompter, I say make it a news anchor.”
  • “The Geico Cave Man … it’s so easy, a cave man could do it.”
  • “A pet rock … it’s twice as intelligent, more entertaining, and you don’t’ have to pay it.”
  • “It doesn’t matter cause if you want true reporting, you will be watching Fox News anyways.”

Here's the Top 10 List to Replace Katie Couric on CBS Evening News

1. Sarah Palin

2. Glenn Beck

3. Megyn Kelly

4. Mark Levin

5. Andrew Breitbart

6. Brit Hume

7. Chris Wallace

8. Sean Hannity

9. Rush Limbaugh

10. Ann Coulter

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