Affairs and ICE Harming Babies: Witch Welch Uncorks New Smears on Kirk, Vance Families

I’ve Had It co-host Jennifer Welch stooped to another low and into the demonic on Monday as she suggested without evidence Vice President JD Vance and Second Lady Usha Vance had a fourth baby because of an affair he may have had with Erika Kirk and, as for their newborn, the Vance children could endure painful consequences for their father’s support for immigration policies targeting brown people for “look[ing] suspicious.”

Welch immediately scoffed: “I can’t even read it, we’re excited. It’s just great. Baby’s great, blah blah, yak, yak, right?” 

She then asserted that it was worth “remind[ing] everybody that” Vance now has “another mixed race child,” and yet “had an opportunity to condemn racist and bigoted Nazi chats where they were saying horribly anti-Semitic things, anti-black, of course, and anti-Indian in these young Republican Nazi chats...and he didn’t.” 

Next came her assertion that Immigration Customs and Enforcement (ICE) could seize their young children and the infant because of their brown skin, and the Vice President wouldn’t defend them (click “expand”): 

So, this man who cannot stand up for this newborn baby that he has...I just want you to look at these beautiful children that JD Vance and Usha have, and I want you to remember the Kavanaugh rule. And what the Kavanaugh rule is, is it is a rule that the Supreme Court ruled on that ICE can pull somebody over that “looks suspicious.” 

A — an ICE officer could see these little kids and think, oh, are they from Honduras? Are they from Bolivia? Are they from a shithole country? I think they look suspicious to me. So, that is the type of duplicity and homicidal hypocrisy that this administration stands for. These people will not stand up for their own kids. 

Angie “Pumps” Sullivan had more than an attaboy to offer, arguing Vance has “failed completely” as both a father and husband before concluding: “[A]nybody that thinks, oh yeah, he’s a great guy, bullshit, he sucks.” 

Appearing solo for this segment, Welch smeared Turning Point USA CEO Erika Kirk as “get[ting] weirder, I just think, like, there’s no way” she can “get worse” or more “bizarre” when she really “need[s] to quit speaking in public...to go get some help.”

The clip in question was Kirk simply telling TPUSA Chapter chairs to stand up for themselves in the event they’re assaulted or accosted by a radical trans person or Islamist. 

Showing her ignorance, Welch called such scenarios “made-up bullshit that she is telling all of these cultists” who exhibit mental illness and instability because they “spend their spare time...listen[ing] to her talk.” 

“[S]he talks about some imaginary war that doesn’t exist. There is no war between trans people and Muslim people and these cultists. It only exists in their minds. Nobody gives a shit about what you all do. Why are you so consumed and obsessed with this imaginary spiritual war,” Welch said. 

Considering the suspect in Charlie’s murder was a trans-loving furry, Erika’s concern is anything but imaginary! 

Welch then turned up the hatred by doubling down on the conspiracy she and Joy Reid helped promulgate in November of an affair between the Vice President and Erika (click “expand”): 

And then Fox News is looping Erika Kirk into Usha Vance having a fourth child. And I want to remind you guys that Erika Kirk practically dry humped the Vice President on stage at one of those Turning Point events. You remember the way she, like, grabbed his head and how excited she was to see him, and everybody’s like, oh my God, are they screwing? Like that energy is weird. Well then, a couple of months later, Usha ends up pregnant. Like, the timing of all of that, could you imagine if Kamala was embracing somebody like that on the stage somewhere, the slut shaming that would go down. So, now Fox is — there. Look at that. That’s weird. Look at that. You don’t hug a person. You’re not screwing and grow up with her hair like that. Well, Fox wants us to remember that picture, which is weird. I’m like, are they rat-fucking Vance too? Are they in on this? So Fox is revealing that Usha’s influence for having a fourth child is none other than — play the clip. 

[FOX & FRIENDS CLIP] 

White House’s champion family values? Are you kidding me? Furthermore, I’m calling bullshit on Usha and Erika being so close. So, does — Erika is a happy warrior against trans people and Muslims? Does that extend to Hindus or not? Or Hindus off the hook? Because in Erika’s worldview, everybody has to be a batshit crazy Christian nationalist. So, I’m not buying that. And, furthermore, nobody with an IQ in the triple digits believes for a second that this White House is so all about embracing family values....JD Vance is a weird guy. I mean, he is so weird. The relationship is with Usha is weird, roping in Erika Kirk into their relationship that she’s there, like — what — birthing coach or something. I mean, that was some weird shit. 

The Vance and Kirk families weren’t the only targets of Welch on Monday. She also lashed out at Fox News viewers: 

This went into a doubling down of her comments from last week about homeschooling. 

The fact that she talked about the blowback was proof that the criticism hurt her feelings, but she nonetheless insisted it was the critics who were “in complete snowflake, stage five meltdown mode.” 

Following a clip of Fox hosts Brian Kilmeade and Tomi Lahren tearing into Welch’s comments about homeschooling as “trickle-down stupidity,” Welch insisted she “stand[s] by it” because anyone educating their children that way must to “be dumber than a box of hot rocks.”

If she wasn’t already, Welch became a parody as she added “homeschooling is inherently patriarchal, and it is a huge push of the fascist project because it keeps women at home.” 

Welch also reupped her belief that MAGA men are closeted homosexuals: “[T]hey don’t want women to be out in the workforce to make their own money and have independence so they can divorce their piece of shit, closet-case husbands...[T]hey want the women...dead-ass broke homeschooling the kids.” 

She closed by directing her attention to Kilmeade and Lahren, wondering why they haven’t quit their jobs to homeschool their kids, which was ironic considering her hare-brained self didn’t care to check that Kilmeade’s children are grown and Lahren currently doesn’t have them. 

“So, if you don’t homeschool your kids, shut the fuck up, you two,” she concluded.

Following a MintMobile ad read, she expressed disgust with our friend Libs of TikTok sharing a video of Welch from late June talking about wanting to burn the American flag. 

“I just want you guys to realize how soft these people are. Like, the meltdown that these people have...just listen to it, and you don’t like it, or you disagree with me, and move the fuck on. But to sit there, and melt down, and have a whole segment on Fox News about it is utterly insane,” Welch said, which didn’t make sense since she’s called for assassinating MAGA politicians and mass imprisonments of MAGA officials. 

Before all this, Welch and Sullivan boasted of President Trump being booed at the World Cup, starting with the former gushing: “Nobody wants his fat ass, and his cankles, and his unathletic pink arm blob in a photograph with elite athletes.” 

Sullivan showed what counts for fun: “I love that so much....[W]hen I saw they were getting ready to introduce Trump, I had to turn on the volume because it was Boo City. It was the best part of the World Cup.” 

Welch then explained why she was hoping Spain would beat Argentina: 

I love just on a personal note that Spain, who has had moral clarity throughout this — rightward shift in Western democracies — Spain has been crystal clear about Israel and the genocide, about Trump’s provocations...I was really, really rooting for Spain because Spain is a country that has shown what a lot of other countries haven’t, which is courage and balls of steel. 

On the war itself, Welch sounded like both her fellow lefties and increasing numbers on the right: “We are getting manipulated both by the psychiatrists that work for the Israeli government, that say, here’s what you do, here’s what you say to him, here’s how you get what you want[.]” 

To see the relevant transcripts of I’ve Had It from July 21, click here and here.