Conan O'Brien Friday humorously took on rumors surrounding his future on NBC's "Tonight Show."
During his opening monologue, O'Brien addressed the chatter concerning Jay Leno and himself by listing a number of really preposterous rumors including:
- I'm pregnant with Jay's baby.
- Jay's pregnant with my baby.
- We're both pregnant with Tiger Woods' baby.
Much as what Leno did the previous night, O'Brien also took shots at NBC (video embedded below the fold with complete rumor list):

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