Senior Slut-izen? 65-Year-Old Madonna Still Simulating Oral Sex, Masturbation on Stage

December 19th, 2023 1:56 PM

Christmas might be a time to focus on images of "Madonna and Child," but Bill Donohue of the Catholic League is once again calling out the aging pop tart's tawdry old pranks on the stage of her latest "Celebration Tour." He called it "Madonna in Free Fall."

Joe Kinsey at outkick.com, explained he had an "undisclosed source" taking pictures as " the 65-year-old Material Girl was back at it Saturday night in Brooklyn at the Barclays Center where the Boomer was getting after it with one of her dancers." The source acquired "footage of Madonna enjoying herself to prove that the old girl is not only still alive and kicking, it also seems as if her lesbian sex drive is still as strong as ever."

The singer needed to pad her wealth due to Biden-flation: “Madonna still has to pay bills and if suburbanites are willing to pay her to go have simulated sex with one of her dancers six months after she nearly died [she spent days in the ICU following a serious bacterial infection], then get after it girlfriend.” 

No Generation X grandmother should be taking the grade-school grandkids to this concert!

Another media source, mamamia.com, put it this way: “Don’t be alarmed, but right now there’s a 65-year-old woman simulating masturbation on stage in front of 20,000 people. Not only that. She’s getting lap dances from all comers. She’s being touched and rubbed and pulled and groped, tied up, even. A man in a jockstrap, bottom exposed, is pretending to perform oral sex on her.”

Here’s the clincher. “Oh, and her children are watching. Participating, sometimes. Some of them are adults, some of them are kids. It’s a family show that is very definitely not a family show.” As the Daily Mail noted, “The singer, 65, shared a kiss with a topless dancer while donning satin lingerie, before she was joined onstage by her daughter Estere, 11, once again.”

Madonna's on-stage pranks are never-ending. She even put herself on a glittering cross in Rome to attract condemnation from the Vatican.