Taiwanese Animators: Hillary Sings 'I Will Survive'

November 22nd, 2015 12:37 PM

Is this the funniest production yet from the Taiwanese Animators? A strong case can be made for the affirmative. Great graphics. Hilarious parody lyrics to the tune of "I Will Survive." And, above all, a singing voice that sounds remarkably like that of Hillary Clinton. So everybody, follow the bouncing ball and sing along:

At first I was dismayed, I was horrified.
I should have won 2008 by a landslide.
But then I spent so many nights
thinking how Obama did me wrong.
And I grew strong,
and I wrote this comeback song.

And now I'm back!
Gonna own the place.
Oval is mine now,
I've started measuring those damn drapes.
Gotta change that front door lock.
Secret Service take away your key.
Gonna break through that glass ceiling,
gonna make some history.

Go on now go!
Walk out the door.
Might as well resign now,
'cuz they don't want you anymore.
They gonna vote for me,
though I haven't told them why.
But you know I ain't humble,
I ain't beyond a lie.
Oh no, not I!

I will survive.
As long as I know how to lie,
I know I'll stay alive.
Not much time for me to live,
so I've got one last shot to give
and I'll survive,
I will survive, Yeaaaahh!

I've got the cash —
two billion in my Super PAC.
It's my time —
I mean your time.
Bernie what you laughing at?
'Cuz I can say,
I say almost anything
and make it rain.
I can make it rain.

Are you ready for, ready for
your female lord, female lord?
'Cuz once I'm in, once I'm in —
there's no going back.

Don't stop deceiving.
Y'know we're gonna crack that ceiling.
Sheep-like people.

Don't stop deceiving.
Y'know we're gonna have them kneeling.
Sheep-like people.

Exit question: How long before the Hillary Clinton campaign contacts the Taiwanese Animators to demand they remove this hilarious song parody from the web?