'Making History' Presents Founding Fathers as Sexual Deviants

March 19th, 2017 9:52 PM

Sunday’s episode of Making History, “The Boyfriend Experience,” stuck with the theme of defiling the Founding Fathers, with Samuel Adams and John Hancock proclaiming themselves as “two of the world’s most accomplished lovers.”

When Dan (Adam Pally) travels back in time seeking advice after his girlfriend, Paul Revere’s daughter, runs off, he finds Adams and Hancock leaving a church service. Hancock tells him that Dan has “come to the right place” before Adams chips in, “Where better to receive erotic counsel” than outside of a Church? Hollywood is probably really proud of that attack on both religion and the Founding Fathers in the same joke.

Hancock- Daniel, you’ve come to the right place

Dan- Outside of a church? 

Adams- Where better to receive erotic counsel? 

Hancock- From two of the world's most accomplished lovers. I have drunk deeply of Aphrodite's waters. 

Adams- And I once saw an ocelot pubis.

No idea what the reference to an “ocelot pubis” is supposed to suggest, but Hollywood will claim anything to deface America’s Founders. In the show’s premiere episode, Adams mentioned taking part in a wild Satanic orgy.

Later in the conversation, Hancock mentioned that he once “drowned” a man competing for his beloved’s affections.

There’s nothing Hollywood loves better than vilifying America’s Founding, and it looks like FOX’s Making History will keep with that time tested tradition.