New Trump Mobile Game: 'Escape Ruined America, Make Galaxy Great Again'

September 19th, 2016 11:54 AM

In the wake of anti-Trump songs, Twitter rants, and Emmy speeches, prepare for an anti-Trump mobile game!

Last week, The Huffington Post revealed a new game available on iOS and Android called Jrump. The game takes place in 2017, after Donald Trump has won the presidency. The description reads, “With the world now in utter chaos and his tiny hands growing increasingly sweaty, it’s time for Donald to leave to make the Galaxy great again.”

The game trailer opens with a Make America Great Again blimp crashing into the “Follywood” sign, the Statue of Liberty missing an arm, and America in chaos. Buildings are on fire, all international borders are closed, and to add to that list of atrocities, global warming research has ceased! A President Trump takes the podium and explains in front of the cleverly renamed Faux News cameras that he has “finally made this planet great again.” At least no one has called him racist yet.

A list of degrading outfits for Trump, that would be completely sexist if made for Hillary Clinton, includes Bozo, Twinkle Toes, Old Maid, Boy Wonder, and Cock Suit. I imagine a Clinton game with her dressed as a bimbo might not go over as well.

Dressed in one of the cute costumes, Trump, bouncing off of player made walls, must jump high into the Galaxy to make it great again. Obstacles include Hillary Clinton, President Obama, Bernie Sanders, scientists, and sombrero-wielding Mexicans. There it is! I was worried we’d get through a whole anti-Trump tirade without a reference to his racism.

While discussing the inspiration for Jrump, co-creator Tom Bellamy stated, “We began to discuss how funny it would be to make a game focused around his love of walls and the apocalypse that might happen following his election…” Is anything ever really anti-Trump without mentioning that his Presidency would lead to the end of the world?

Continuing with the obsession over Trump’s hands, Bellamy expressed a desire for Trump himself to play the game, remarking, “We think Donald’s small, nimble hands would make him great at this game.”

The trailer for the game ends with Trump standing in front of a world in flames saying, “Let’s make the galaxy great again.”

Now you can have liberal propaganda spewed at you while you watch movies, watch TV, listen to music, and play video games!

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