How Dare You! The Movie: Greta Thunberg Getting Hulu Documentary In 2020

December 16th, 2019 7:00 PM

Oh, great, another super lefty is getting the fawning documentary treatment from Hulu in the near future. It was reported on Wednesday that everyone’s favorite diminutive doomsday cult leader Greta Thunberg will be immortalized via documentary by the streaming platform. Ugh, no more, please! Ahem, we mean, Yay! Greta Thunberg’s getting a movie everybody! She’s so awesome (because saying otherwise means we’re guilty of child abuse.)

The Hollywood outlet Deadline reported that the sixteen-year-old Swedish climate change activist who has inspired the collective panic attacks of millions worldwide is getting yet another media opportunity to spread her climate change hysteria. The site claimed, “Thunberg is the subject of Greta (working title), an original documentary, which will premiere on Hulu in 2020.”

Well, thank heavens, it’s not like we see her around much these days. Deadline detailed who was behind the project, stating that B-Reel Films’ Cecilia Nessen and Frederik Heinig are the film’s producers and Nathan Grossman is directing.

The production crew working on the film has been with Greta ever since her first ever “School Strike for Climate” in her home country and throughout all her subsequent world travels, like her famous visit to the UN Climate Action Summit in New York City this fall where she uttered her famous “How dare you?!” to delinquent world leaders.

Interestingly enough, Hulu has been involved with the project for some time now, with Deadline claiming that the streaming platform “had come on board the project awhile back and had been involved behind the scenes while deals were being made.” It’s like they had a hunch she would become Time’s “Person of The Year.” It’s not like she’s been groomed to be a progressive mascot, right?

Deadline then went through all her accomplishments to justify why we, the oversaturated consumer, need yet more elitist BS shoved down our throats. The site wrote, “Thunberg has been getting messages of support from Michelle Obama and has been embraced by Hollywood, with celebrities such as Arnold Schwarzenegger, Leonardo DiCaprio and Woody Harrelson among her army of fans.” Though, earth to Deadline, the Hollywood and Michelle O endorsements aren’t selling the case.

Still, we must know, “The young activist has received numerous honors and awards, including a fellowship of the Royal Scottish Geographical Society, as well as a nomination for the 2019 Nobel Peace Prize.” They’re trying very hard to convince conservatives that there’s merit to the hysteria.

Overblown media productions intent on canonizing unsavory political figures will supposedly have a banner year in 2020. B-Reel Film’s Greta will be joining Hulu’s other 2020 documentary on an irksome lefty who won’t go away, Hillary. The bigger farce is that Deadline described these upcoming docs as “culturally relevant stories about the human experience.” Sure, because the lizard woman and the teenage doomsdayer are so relatable to the common man.