Bret Baier ended his Thursday show by playing the best items from the Late Show’s “Top Ten Things Joe Biden Said at This Moment” – the moment, a lengthy one, when Biden used both hands to grasp the shoulders of Stephanie Carter, wife of incoming Secretary of Defense Ashton Carter, as he leaned in to whisper in her ear during her husband’s Tuesday swearing-in ceremony.  

The one-liners FNC chose to highlight overlap with three I tweeted involving getting creepy, a clavicle and a hot tub.

Video of the full list, as posted on the Late Show site.

Bonus video: On Thursday night, the evening after running the “Top Ten,” the Late Show imagined what Carter wanted to do to the handsy Biden.

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