The debauchery at the Huffington Post knows no bounds.
On Monday, the website actually offered readers a slideshow of the best places to lose one's virginity in San Francisco, and coming in seventh was under the Mount Davidson Cross, one of the city's most beloved religious landmarks:
To the right of this slide was the following:
For those unfamiliar, here's how this landmark is described at MountDavidsonCross.org:
Set atop the highest geographical point in San Francisco, the Mt. Davidson Cross is one of the world’s tallest crosses and among the city’s most cherished landmarks.
Today, the Council of Armenian-American Organizations of Northern California owns and maintains the cross as a memorial to the 1.5 million Armenian victims of the Armenian Genocide perpetrated by Ottoman Turkey between 1915 and 1923.
The cross honors not only those who perished in the Armenian Genocide, but all victims of injustice, cruelty, and genocide. It also serves as a reminder to remain vigilant against future atrocities.
Sound like a fitting place to lose one's virginity?
Yet this wasn't the only public place the Post advocated for such an event.
Coming in first was Baker Beach - yes, a public beach! - followed by doing it during the city's famed race the Bay to Breakers - "Bonus points if you're on a moving float."
In third was the bathroom at the restaurant Gitane followed by the sex club The Power Exchange and the mayor's office in City Hall.
It really is a grave new world!