Have you noticed a growing trend in the liberal media lately? A reporter finds an "undecided voter" who can't quite figure out for whom to vote for president. Then after a period of "soul-searching," this "undecided voter" finally decides. And guess who they ultimately decide to vote for? Need I even bother to answer that question? In any event, let us take this New Yorker article by George Packer as a typical example of an "undecided voter" deciding. First the set-up in which the bonafides of the "undecided voter" is established (emphasis mine):
I met Jay Pitchford at a coffee shop in Columbus, Ohio, while reporting my campaign piece “The Hardest Vote.” He was almost fifty, a father of three, and a salesman for Liebert, a company that builds battery back-up systems for information technology. He was a neatly dressed, well-spoken, organized man, who lived in a largely Republican area where the neighborhood dads got together once a month on someone’s deck to eat, drink, and talk. Lately the talk had been about the election. Several of the dads were undecided, including Pitchford.
He described himself as a Rockefeller Republican, but it would be more accurate to say he was a Reagan Republican: he cast his first vote for the Gipper in 1980, and during the Reagan years Pitchford truly believed it was morning in America. “It’s been disappointing to see the religious right progressively take over the Republican Party,” Pitchford said. “It’s not so much that I drifted away from them as they drifted away from me.” Obama appealed to him, but Pitchford wondered whether he had the experience to lead the country. Just when Pitchford was about to make up his mind in one direction or the other, Obama or McCain would do something too obviously political. Pitchford was one of those voters looking for a reason to believe—“and so far they’ve both given me reasons not to vote for them.”
Oooh! Oooh! Don't keep us in suspense, George. We just have absolutely no clue as to whom this "Rockefeller Republican" (strange that Nelson Rockefeller ceased being a political force about the time Pitchford was about 9) is ultimately going to vote for.
Last Thursday I got a call from Pitchford. He had decided to vote for Obama on the day after the second Presidential debate, and having decided, had already cast his ballot in Ohio’s early-voting system. It was the financial crash that finally made up his mind, and especially an article in The Economist in which leading economists rated Obama’s program and advisers over McCain’s. This self-described libertarian found himself open to more government intervention in the market. “Where we’re sitting at now is such a scary spot that four years of McCain would be seen as the status quo with a tweak on it,” Pitchford said. “Change is suddenly looking pretty good.” I asked if the McCain-Palin effort to portray Obama as risky had had any effect on him. “Things are risky enough under the current Administration,” Pitchford said, “that they have no right to talk about risk.”
To make it easier for you liberal journalists out there, just take this story as your basic format and change the name of the name of the undecided voter. However, be sure to always keep Obama as the name for whom the "undecided voter" will always choose. Always. That is the one part of the story that never changes in these liberal MSM "undecided voter" stories.
Oh, and thanks to George Packer for at least not calling this "undecided voter" a "lifelong Republican."
—P.J. Gladnick is a freelance writer and creator of the DUmmie FUnnies blog.


















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October 15, 2008 - 13:44 ET by allanfNow you know why "news articles" are called stories.
Well, what was he?
October 15, 2008 - 13:48 ET by IamTinmanWell, what was he? So far in the article I got Rockefeller Republican, Reagan Republican, self described Libertarian and Obamatarian.
Did he vote for "W" in 2000 or 2004? Strange that the article didn't say. Did make some nasty comment about the current administration though so I'm guessing a Kerry vote.
Actually I'm guessing that this is just another BS story that the writer knows will never be followed up on.
Well, what was he? So far
October 15, 2008 - 14:24 ET by Dan The Man 2Well, what was he? So far in the article I got Rockefeller Republican, Reagan Republican, self described Libertarian and Obamatarian - I believe he is more like any fictional character in that whatever you want him to be he is. Not only did he say all that bull but in the second debate he made up his mind and called the reporter?
Nuke em til they glow then shoot em in the dark.
This self-described
October 15, 2008 - 16:05 ET by motherbeltThis self-described libertarian found himself open to more government intervention in the market.
"Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it one."-Abraham Lincoln
He's a libertarian, unless things are shaky; then he's OK with government intervention.
I wonder if change will still be "looking pretty good" when his investments start producing and the capital gains tax hits him in the neck.
Wow! I didn't see that one
October 15, 2008 - 13:50 ET by Mica the MagnificentWow! I didn't see that one coming!
A Rockefeller republican, eh?
The only thing I remember about Nelson R. is that he was governor of New York when I was a kid and the famous picture of him giving the finger to a protester.
All those fish crapping 24/7. Before you know it, the oceans will look like a landfill. - - - Joy Behar, thinking, after her one brain cell was injected with a brain steroid.
»→ Nelson Rockefeller
October 15, 2008 - 13:55 ET by Cool ArrowHe was Gerald Ford's Vice President.
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Gerry, gerry. . .I know the name.
October 15, 2008 - 14:00 ET by Mica the MagnificentAh, yes. Gerry Ford.
The Warren Commission member who investigated the JFK assassination.
Rockefeller Republican
October 15, 2008 - 13:59 ET by P.J. Gladnick"The only thing I remember about Nelson R. is that he was governor of New York when I was a kid and the famous picture of him giving the finger to a protester."
That finger incident was during the brief two-year period when he was serving as vice-president under Gerald Ford. I once saw a poster of that finger incident but now I can't even find a photo of it which is too bad because the expression on Rockefeller's face was priceless.
Anyway, by that time even Rockefeller was no longer a "Rockefeller Republican" since he had beome more conservative. Rockefeller quit being a national force about 1968 when Pitchford was about 9 which sort of raises a red flag on his use of the term, "Rockefeller Republican" to describe himself.
Wow! I didn't see that one
October 15, 2008 - 16:10 ET by motherbeltWow! I didn't see that one coming! - Mica
So I'm guessing the
Obama appealed to him, but Pitchford wondered whether he had the experience to lead the country
head fake had you fooled, right?
<sarc>
mb... The same claim for
October 15, 2008 - 16:18 ET by Clear thinkermb...
The same claim for Sarah Palin about not ready to lead is pooh-pooh. She has better security clearance than Barak has ever had. See here... Did You Know?
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»→ Thanks, Clear
October 15, 2008 - 16:22 ET by Cool ArrowIt might also be mentioned Barack Obama is closely linked by at least two known domestic terrorists.
Can Obama get a security clearance?
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Cool... That would be
October 15, 2008 - 16:26 ET by Clear thinkerCool...
That would be almost funny. Imagine a president that can't even get a security clearance!?
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»→ Awesome debate comment!!
October 15, 2008 - 16:32 ET by Cool Arrow"Senator, given your associations with two domestic terrorists, can you be issued a security clearance"?
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Cool... Yes it
October 15, 2008 - 16:42 ET by Clear thinkerCool...
Yes it would!
Did You Know?
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Undecideds are Either Stupid or Lying
October 15, 2008 - 13:53 ET by SmartypantsThe concept of "undecideds" at this stage of the election is absurd to me. We have two candidates running who are distinctly different from each other; this is true even if John McCain is not exactly a hardcore conservative. Barack Obama wants to take the country in a hard left turn. His voting record and background are ample evidence of this fact. McCain is far more mainstream in his views, despite some wacky ideas he has from time to time. For anybody with half a brain to be undecided between these two at this point indicates a complete lack of discernment or of personal principles. What exactly are people who are undecided waiting to see or hear at this point that will help them decide?
I believe most "undecideds" claim they are such in order to draw attention to themselves and make themselves feel important. Either that, or it has to be someone who has simply not paid attention to anything in the last year or so. In that case, their opinion is based on nothing so it is meaningless.
Become an "Undecided" Celeb
October 15, 2008 - 14:05 ET by P.J. GladnickYou want to become an instant celebrity? Just go to some battleground state, find some reporters, and mention out loud that you are still "undecided." You will instantly get a herd of reporters surrounding you IF you strongly hint you are leaning to Obama. Not only will you be interviewed but you might even be wined and dined. You might even scam an extra dinner out of it if you announce that will vote Obama.
p.s. Extra big dessert if you also describe yourself as a "lifelong Republican."
Exactly, P.J.. And that's
October 15, 2008 - 14:13 ET by SmartypantsExactly, P.J.. And that's another of my pet peeves---so called "lifelong conservatives" or "staunch Republicans" who decide they are going to vote for Obama (or any liberal for that matter). This is a crock of you know what. There are no "staunch conservatives" who suddenly decide to vote for the most liberal candidate for the presidency in modern history; it's not going to happen. I have no doubt there are moderates who may do just that, but they are certainly not "lifelong Republicans". This is equivalent to a lifetime member of the NRA waking up one day and realizing that guns should be illegal; it makes no sense.
Undecided -- Simpsons Parody
October 15, 2008 - 19:11 ET by allanfThe Simpson's parodied the undecided voter in their election spoof episode a few months back.
If you want real attention from reporters, claim to be a "lifetime Republican" who is voting for Obama.
What's even better is Howard Stern
October 15, 2008 - 14:12 ET by IamTinmanAsking the man on the street whether they approved the Obama/ Palin ticket and listening to the replies. It will either make you roar with laughter or scare you a lot. It's on youtube somewhere.
Undecideds are Either Stupid or Lying
October 15, 2008 - 15:10 ET by Mr X" In that case, their opinion is based on nothing so it is meaningless."
the trouble is THEY are what all the hoopdala is about for about that last 1 1/2 years .
Think about it. all the commercials, the "debates", the interviews...ect ect, ad nauseum.
I am sick of "undecided" voters, or as I like to call them, the "mushy middle".
I wish we could ignore them, but they are what decide the elections, year in and year out and drive up the cost of elections by untold millions.
They are the worst of what is wrong with this country, I am not a bible believer, but it reminds me of the text where Jesus say's" because you are neither hot nor cold I will spew you out of my mouth".
I wish we could "spew" them out of the election process.
Smartypants...
October 15, 2008 - 16:21 ET by Clear thinkerUndecideds are stupid! Think about it... do you vote for the Socialist/Commie, or do you vote for the Free Republic? Not such a tough choice if you ask me.
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X
October 15, 2008 - 13:54 ET by serfer62Yeah Sure...
PS, I know of 3 Libs who are voting GOP.
"leading economists rated"
October 15, 2008 - 13:55 ET by mbuelLeading economists are marxists.
http://afp.google.co...
Like this plant in the nobel prizes this year (proving again that the Nobel prizes have become more about politics than policy.)
The guy is a flaming marxist with so many holes in his economic theory it's not even funny.
Like what?
Yeah Marxism?
Here's some of his flawed statements in this article:
Taiwan and South Korea's conditions have DRASTICALLY improved from the free market. In fact South Korea is a GREAT case for the free market to improve an area as we can directly compare and contrast the last fifty years versus it's communist north cousin.
Globalization has GREATLY helped end poverty in countless nations, what Krugman is suggesting would increase poverty in the USA and around the world.
"fiscal poison pill"? So does the laffer curve means nothing to you? The fact that the economy improved after the tax cuts AND government revenues increased? And what the hell does Iraq have to do with economic policy?
Typical BDS marxist.
Yeah. cough, cough.
October 15, 2008 - 13:57 ET by c5thenYou sure that George Packer isn't a pen name for Jayson Blair?
Packer's campaign piece: The Hardon Vote, not the Hardest Vote
October 15, 2008 - 13:58 ET by SickofLibsMr. Pitchfork here is described as organized? How the F could you not have your mind made up at this late date? Too much time spent on the deck with the other Dads eating, drinking, talking and doing shrooms, perhaps?
Dads eating, drinking, talking and doing shrooms, perhaps?
October 15, 2008 - 15:22 ET by Mr XOhhh this might hit home with a few....
ask these "undecided" voters any question about their favorite football team or nascar perhaps, or "american idol" and they could go on like encyclopedia britannica .
Priorities, it's all about priorities!
»→Obama really nailed
October 15, 2008 - 16:06 ET by Cool Arrow»→Obama really nailed it with this offering from POLITICO:
Anybody want to disagree with Sen. Obama's self-appraisal?
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Cool.. I saw that too...Do you think...
October 15, 2008 - 16:12 ET by PrairieSkythat Obama recognizes the absurd irony of his own description of HIMSELF??? I doubt it...
"...peace is the highest aspiration of the American People. We will negotiate for it, sacrifice for it, we will never surrender for it, now or ever." President Ronald Reagan, January 20, 1981
»→ Obama Hates UAW
October 15, 2008 - 16:17 ET by Cool ArrowBut that admission that he does not drive an American Car should say something to Detroit.
Unless Volvo has relocated while I wasn't looking.
Underdog & Pitbull 08
So he admits a 2-3 point
October 15, 2008 - 16:31 ET by ElyasSo he admits a 2-3 point swing because he believes a news FOX is biased towards him.
Does that mean that in if CNN,MSNBC,CBS,ABC, and NBC didn't exist that the polls would switch 10-15 points in McCain's favor?
Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying. - Ronald Reagan
And who was Obama visiting
October 15, 2008 - 17:12 ET by ThisnThatAnd who was Obama visiting in San Francisco when he said PA residents were "clinging to their guns and religion"? That's right -- Latte-sipping, New York Times-reading, Volvo-driving, no-gun-owning, effete, politically correct, arrogant liberals.
By the way -- Murtha called these people racists today. Gotta love how Dims spew their hate around.
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»→ TNT
October 15, 2008 - 17:20 ET by Cool ArrowYeah, he called his own constituents racists.
Being the politician he is, I'll bet he told his share of off-color jokes on the campaign trail.
More likely Murtha reads his district the way he sees himself, and they're nothing like his assessment of them.
They need to vote his butt out. Whatever else there is of him will surely follow.
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New Yorker finds Obama's Birth Certificate!
October 15, 2008 - 16:45 ET by nofateIt's true! See for yourself.
"The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves."
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LOL, I thought they had
October 15, 2008 - 16:57 ET by ElyasLOL, I thought they had really found it.
Anyways, they should make that the legal disclaimer on all official documents, "Any Messin Wit Dis Ain't Right"
Thomas Jefferson once said, 'We should never judge a president by his age, only by his works.' And ever since he told me that, I stopped worrying. - Ronald Reagan
nofate... ROFLMAO! Heck
October 15, 2008 - 17:02 ET by bigtimernofate...
ROFLMAO!
Heck that will do for all the leftists world-wide...nothing more needed!
"America isn't the problem...America is the solution." ~ Rush Limbaugh
A Few Laughs
October 15, 2008 - 17:28 ET by nofateIf you want a few more laughs, go to this site. I have spent more time than appropriate surfing around because I was belly laughing at times. Haven't ever had a website make me laugh so much.
"The future is not set. There is no fate but what we make for ourselves."
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What are the odds of The
October 15, 2008 - 17:17 ET by ThisnThatWhat are the odds of The New Yorker actually paying a reporter for a story that ends with a life-long "undecided" dim, pining away for Clinton and Carter years, voting for McCain? Reporters gots to eat too, you know.
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George Packer's donation record
October 15, 2008 - 17:52 ET by bmovieshttp://www.newsmeat.com/media_political_donations/George_Packer.php
HACKETT, PAUL LEWIS III (D)
House (OH District: 02)
HACKETT FOR CONGRESS Lost $250
07/29/05
Packer, George
Brooklyn, NY 11231
New Yorker Magazine/Writer ACTBLUE - $250
primary 07/29/05
Packer, George
Brooklyn, NY 11231
The New Yorker Magazine/Journalist DNC SERVICES CORPORATION/DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL COMMITTEE (D) - $750
primary 08/18/04