David Brooks: GOP Senator Had Hand On My Thigh During Dinner

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In today's "That's WAY Too Much Information" segment, New York Times columnist David Brooks claims that while he was dining with a Republican senator, the guy had his hand on Brooks's inner thigh the whole time.

Now, isn't that special?

Requiring no further setup, the following REALLY strange discussion occurred on MSNBC Friday (video embedded below the fold with partial transcript):

DAVID BROOKS, NEW YORK TIMES: You know, all three of us spend a lot of time covering politicians and I don't know about you guys, but in my view, they're all emotional freaks of one sort or another. They're guaranteed to invade your personal space, touch you. I sat next to a Republican senator once at dinner and he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time. I was like, ehh, get me out of here.

JOHN HARWOOD, CNBC/NEW YORK TIMES: What?

BROOKS: I can only imagine what happens to you guys.

NORAH O'DONNELL, MSNBC: Sorry, who was that?

BROOKS: I'm not telling you, I'm not telling you.

Drat. Inquiring minds want to know...not.


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Just Say No..

If true...this inquiring mind wants to know why Brookie didn't just slap his hand away to begin with?

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

wrong

Barney Franks wants to know, he's always in the market if the price is right...now that he doesn't have the State paying for them any longer...   that we know of.......

Aw c'mon

Aw c'mon now, fess up Davie.  It was Barney wasn't it, and you're just saying it was a repub to give him cover.

I mean, who the hell else could it be?? 

Kuz bt, he was going commando in a pair of shorts, DUH

What part of NO don't you get, try using the NO word..

Oh you liked it that's why you won't mention names.

Reagan VS Liberalism

Come on people that's the

Come on people that's the way things are done in DC, blowjobs and handjobs my friends.

I would think

I would think that says a lot more about David Brooks than about some unnamed "Republican Senator".  I don't think I would be sitting still for that for more than a millisecond or so but if it rows Brooks' boat, who are we to criticize?  

Not that there's anything

Not that there's anything wrong with that!!  - Seinfeld

Seriously, one good glare would have done it. Or Brooks could have reached down and grabbed one of said Senator's fingers and made the point in a way he would remember.

So, lots of people are going to conclude, rightly or wrongly, that Brooks didn't mind. Or at least that he was willing to pay that price to hear whatever the Senator had to say.

I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.  -Bart Simpson

 

Then there's me, the sort

Then there's me, the sort inclined towards the "put up or shut up" position.  If someone sat through a dinner next to Brooks and never used one of his hands, don't you think someone would have noticed?   Besides, does anyone honestly think he would pass up the opportunity to whip up a firestorm around a Rep senator?  Until someone can give actual evidence to support Brooks' claim, I'm leaving it filed under "Rather-Style Scandals".

More of my thoughts

"With your mind as high as Mt. Fuji you can see all things clearly. And you can see all the forces that shape events; not just the things near to you." - Miyamoto Musashi

the whole time?

The whole time, Brooks? And you just sat there and let it continue? If this is true, then you are as creepy as the Senator.

I know who it was

But I didn't know that John Kerry was once a Republican ... 

KC... LOL...maybe Davey

KC...

LOL...maybe Davey had one too many and forgot the party of the person, or the other way around.

Probably getting ready to try to get rid of another 'R' via Brooks letting this slip first.

Heck, you never know in the blood sport of cut-throat politics.

Nothing would surprise me anymore.

Doubling down on stupid is not a particularly good idea. ~Andrew Breitbart

Ugh

Ugh.  What a wh@re is Br@@ks.

 the following REALLY

 the following REALLY strange discussion occurred on MSNBC Friday

Nothing strange about New York Times making up stories about the GOP. Hell, they do it all the time!

Funny that NYT's Brooks says this on MSNBC and not, say, Fox.  Funnier still; Brooks is a NYT 'reporter' and doesn't have a video or picture or handprint on his thigh...

 

I say he's a liar. Not only

I say he's a liar. Not only did he point out that it was a REPUBLICAN, but he refuses to name names. In real life, he would have peed his pants trying to get it on air fast enough.

Exactly! Even Fwanks would

Exactly! Even Fwanks would not do that to a reporter who could easily blow the whistle on him. It's not about being gay, it's about being a predator, and politicians are only predators to people who can't fight back.

PLUS - there is zero chance that if such a thing actually happened that Bigmouth would not have told all his comrades who would have then been twittering it all over the rumor factory.

I call shenanigans!

"I would rather be historically accurate than politically correct" ~ My husband's T-Shirt

Brooks Left Something Out Of The Story

The Democrat on the other side of David Brooks was a homosexual too, but Brooks was waaaay too old to be of interest.

Next time Davey, skip the pressors at the leather chaps bar.

MSDNC's on-screen graphic

MSDNC's on-screen graphic stumbled on a truth, to wit: "DAVID BROOKS: THE LOSS OF DIGNITY"

With no evidence to back up his allegation, Brooks alleges: "I sat next to a Republican senator once at dinner and he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time."

If Brooks is going to allege that a "Republican senator ... had his hand on [Brooks'] inner thigh the whole time" of a dinner, then Brooks better produce some evidence that a "Republican senator" did such a thing.

Also, only a fairy (i.e., a male Democrat) without a shred of dignity would allow another male to place his hand on the fairy's "inner thigh" for a single second, but Brooks willingly allowed the alleged "Republican senator" to place his hand on Brooks' "inner thigh" for an ENTIRE dinner!  Brooks is one very undignified fairy.

Oops

The "senator" obviously thought Brooks was in fact Nancy Pelosi.

mad?

He sounds teed-off that it didn't go any farther.

Scoop

Is that considered a "Scoop"?

Sorry, but I am calling bullsh*t of the first order on Brooks

Not buying a word of it.

Not even for a fleeting second. 

-Dave

"Obama's health care 'reform' plan is to blow up the building in order to fix a leak in the roof." - Herman Cain

"I felt so cheap and

"I felt so cheap and powerless.

I cried my eyes out when I went to bed that night - Mommy heard me and said what's the matter, Princess?" 

Typical

I will tell you a secret but I will not tell you the critical piece of information necessary to verify the validity of that secret...

Wasn't it President Reagan who said, "Trust, but verify."

Of course, who actually trusts MSM anymore.  As far as this "data drop"; it means nothing except yet another slam by the MSM against Republicans.  It is nothing more than another butt log dropped into the pool of information by a cowardly reporter.

Exactly.

Who needs to know this? Must be this is Brook's indirect way to say Republicans have homosexual members too.

Will Billy Joe Brooks jump

Will Billy Joe Brooks jump off the Tallahatchee bridge?

What kinda thigh? Was he

What kinda thigh? Was he trying to steal half your chicken. LOL

Wishful thinking

 I see this as nothing more than a case of wishful thinking...

If this really happened

(and I don't believe for a moment that it did) I have an explanation.  Remember the joke about the dentist and the patient - the patient in the chair grabs the dentist in a "strategic" place and says "We aren't going to hurt each other, are we doc?"  This phantom repub was just using a "good offense" to protect himself!

David Brooks

David is just covering for Barney Frank.

David Brooks: Dick or what?

Some guy puts his hand on my... ahem "inner thigh," at a formal dinner I forcefully, but politely, tell him to "remove the appendage forthwith, or else."

Second time I deck the guy. End of story. 

This incident sounds like a season 2 episode of Dirty Sexy Money I saw a couple of months ago involving the characters played by one of the lesser weighted Balwins and one of the Dukes of Hazard.

How many liberals does it take to screw up a country?
Not as many as you'd think.

Yeah Jack....

that kind of jumped out at me as well.

".....he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time."

Too much info David.   Only two possible alternatives Jack.

Either Brooks is so politically star-struck he just couldn't even briefly excuse himself from the table throughout the "whole" dinner.  Or Brooks is into it man.  Either way Brooks comes off looking extremely pathetic.

Norah O'Donnell leaves us no doubt....she's into it; "Sorry, who was that?"

Talk about "emotional freaks"....

acu -- well Brooks was a

acu -- well Brooks was a laughing stock with conservatives before this display of unmanly wussiness.

Now I guess even liberals will be laughing at him. Good grief.

Obama Lied... Jobs Died.

jessieH          

jessieH            I don't believe a word of it. If it had happened, the dems. would have named names.

providing cover

I have a feeling this is in response to the photo of Obama checking out that teenage girl. Brooks was smart enough to mention it in an unrelated segment so it didn't look obvious.

 

Brooksie!

Come on Dave! Was it a senator or was it Chris Matthews?

Maybe he's not telling...

...because he's a liar!

"What a revoltin' development this is!"

Chester Riley

Brooks, I'm From Mo, Show Me

One can only wonder what has happened to the press corps.

Where is Carville??? He is behind all of this, the Palin stuff too.  

what has happened to the

what has happened to the press corps.

It died and is now the rotting Press Corpse.

Obama Lied... Jobs Died.

I guess he liked it

otherwise he would have told the guy to move his hand.  Now if he was too big of a wussie to risk offending a senator maybe he should have stood up?  Sounds like his usual "I can snark about Republicans so that makes me cool" crap.

"If true...this inquiring

"If true...this inquiring mind wants to know why Brookie didn't just slap his hand away to begin with?"

Because he was enjoying it so much. If he isn`t making the whole thing up, of course. 

 

David Brooks must just

David Brooks must just have those looks,
Of a man's man who simply oozes elan.
And to be frank, he's in the liberal tank
Up to his thigh. So he's taken for, maybe, bi.

Obama Lied... Jobs Died.

"So he's taken for, maybe, bi."

Bi George, I think you may be correct sir! LOL! : o

Gary

I want my country back!

AHHH - AHHH - AHHHH - Bulls**T

This is the biggest BS statement I ever heard. When did "This sometime ago" happen if ever. Of course I believe everything the Times tells me, NOT. But there certainly are liberal drones who do. Only the brain dead would buy this story, or maybe he wouldn't have said it if a democrat had done it, that would have been OK to keep quiet, we can't have any bad stories about the dems!. Total nonsense.

Tap, tap, tap ...

Knowing Brooks' propensity to "tapdance" around issues and facts, I'd guess that the alleged "Republican Senator" simply misread his signals.

 metaphorsbwithu

Jeffords used to call

Jeffords used to call himself a Republican.

Good point

And so did Arlen Specter.

- Relying upon the MSM for your information is like relying upon an embezzler to manage your portfolio.

Oh, That Brooksie!

Brooks: Did you touch my leg?

Senator: Why, yes I did. Pardon me, it was an accident.

Brooks: No apology needed, I just wanted to know.

Senator: Then could you please uncross your legs? I'd like my hand back. 

 

 

'Good people sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.' —George Orwell

LOL!

 
Good one sic! Too funny!  

Gary

I want my country back!

Still laughing!!!

Still laughing!!!

Since Brooks said 'once' not

Since Brooks said 'once' not recently, it was probably Sen. Harlot Spector of Pennisylvania.

To paraphrase an old

To paraphrase an old saying, "every Senator looks in the mirror and sees a President looking back at him".  In much the same way, every Beltway pseudo-journalist looks in the mirror and sees a Republican Senator staring back at him.  Simple explanation: David Brooks was looking in the mirror when this mysterious "Senator's" hand was fondling him.

"I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered."  -George Best

ROFLMAO!That guy is

ROFLMAO!

That guy is pathetic.  There should be a law that allows republicans to sue he and Gergen for false advertising.

 

He probably is preparing his wife because he heard the dems are going to out the guy and claim he was Brooks' lover.

I'm sorry

I'm sorry Brooksy, your tale just doesn't pass the incredulity test. I think it's what is known as "a story too far". Better try yet again to get noticed - and maybe on a bigger venue - if anyone else will have you. 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

If it was REALLY a Republican...

...he'd more likely have his hand around Brooks' inner throat.

What a lying sack of ****.

Nationalized Healthcare is a DEATH SENTENCE.

Huh???

"I sat next to a Republican senator once at dinner and he had his hand on my inner thigh the whole time."

Well, truth be told, I was sitting on his lap!

The idiot probably had

The idiot probably had knocked his knife off the table and onto his lap... 

The "Mainstream" Media: By liberals. For liberals.

I accuse other people Of

I accuse other people

Of despicable crimes

That's how I got my job

At the new York Times

 

Now if truth must be told

I take the leap and will be bold

That night, I was in the tank

And the man was really, Barney Frank!

 

 

 

 

At first I thought this

At first I thought this was part of a Saturday Night Live skit. What on earth was this whole thing about?  And if he's going to mention middle aged politicians slobbering after women like St. Bernards how on earth did he not use Bill Clinton's name?

 

I detect an air of

I detect an air of disapointment from Brooks. I think he was hoping for a full-on under the table cloth handjob.

 Sexual frustration is a beyotch.

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

''Sorry, who was that?''

As many have mentioned in their comments, that's the $64,000 Question (for jdlybrand who's stuck in that era - Gleason or Bendix?).

I want a name!  Otherwise, just shut up about it.  Why Republican Senator?  Why not just ''a Senator''?  As with everything on MSNBC, it's either BS, smears, slander, lies, all delivered with a large dollop of hate.

Ok

 so this twirp makes shit up, puts it on the air with no recourse!!! sounds like the allegations of a latent homosexuals wet dream. Slander libel cheat and steal is the credo of the MSM ( or a really good Law Firm) No real man would let that happen to him !!!!!

 

 

 

 

 


"I LOVE DEAD KENNEDY'S"

listen ripper

This is not the first time you have posted something blatantly profane here. NB is not the conservative version of DKos.

 

FOLLOW UP QUESTION TO BROOKS

How long was the hand on the inner thigh? Why did you let him do that? Did you like it? Have you spoken to him since. Have you had any private meetings with him since? Where were your hands?

  Just curious, if this

  Just curious, if this really happened *which I seriously doubt* is Brooks so much of a weenie that he would sit there the entire time with a hand practically brushing his shlong and not say anything about it?

 

Either he likes it, or he is even a bigger wussy than people give him credit for.

 

 

 

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious. "

- Ben Kenobi on  Liberals, and the MSM.

" The Cake is a lie."   

Nora

I used to have a huge crush on Nora before she started giving her opinion.  I had wanted to say I wish she had her hand on my thigh, but then she started with that cackle...ugh

Re Nora

When she's on Matthews' show, they gush over each other so much that you have to figure there's something going on there.

Actually...

Actually, by Republican senator he means to say his phillipino poolboy Manuel. Manuel was the "under secretary of the interior" to his "Mrs. President". Seriously, can someone just smack this guy in the mouth for being a lying rat bastard?

Ms Brooks

Here's a great shot of Brooks: http://proteinwisdom.com/?p=15132

lol

slick that is scary.

It was Bob Dole

It was Bob Dole feeling for his pen without looking.