As Congress debates an expeditious and possibly capricious withdrawal of American troops from Iraq, with sickeningly predictable cheerleading for such an eventuality from the media, the Baghdad bureau chief for the New York Times claimed Tuesday that this would lead to "all-out civil war" with "levels of violence [that] would eclipse by quite a long way the bloodshed we`ve seen to date."
Appearing on PBS' "Charlie Rose," John F. Burns also said "the United States armed forces are a very important inhibitor against violence."
Rather contrary from the views expressed by the left and their media minions that the American presence in Iraq is what is responsible for the violence, wouldn't you agree?
With that in mind, here are some extraordinary highlights of this interview with a full transcript to follow (video available here, interview begins at minute 3:50). Please prepare yourself for an alternate reality:
- I think it`s pretty clear that the majority Shiites are increasingly confident that if the U.S. troops go, they will have the upper hand. The 60 percent majority they have, the control of the armed forces that they have. The oil resources in the south would give them quickly an upper hand in what would be in effect an all-out civil war.
- But the one thing I think that virtually all of us who - who work here or have worked here for any length of time agree is that the levels of violence would eclipse by quite a long way the bloodshed we`ve seen to date.
- Well, I think, quite simply that the United States armed forces here -- and I find this to be very widely agreed amongst Iraqis that I know, of all ethnic and sectarian backgrounds -- the United States armed forces are a very important inhibitor against violence. I know it`s argued by some people that they provoke the violence. I simply don`t believe that to be in the main true. I think it`s a much larger truth that where American forces are present, they are inhibiting sectarian violence, and they are going after the people, particularly al-Qaeda and the Shiite death squads, who are provoking that violence. Remove them or at least remove them quickly, and it seems to me -- controversial as this may seem to be saying in the present circumstances, while I know there`s this agonizing debate going on in the United States about this -- that you have to weigh the price. And the price would very likely be very, very high levels of violence, at least in the short run and perhaps, perhaps - perhaps for quite a considerable period of time.
- You know, I don`t want to wade into the debate that`s going on in Washington because I understand that - that a very important element of that debate is weighing as everybody on both sides I think understands, the price of staying against the price of going. And there`s no doubt that the price of staying is very, very high in American blood, to begin with, and American treasure too. But it seems to me incontrovertible that the most likely outcome of an American withdrawal any time soon would be cataclysmic violence. And I find that to be widely agreed amongst Iraqis, including Iraqis who strongly opposed the invasion. And especially amongst Sunnis, a minority who ruled here, whose power was usurped by the invasion and who now find themselves facing Shiite militias and 350,000 man and woman Shiite-led Iraqi security force, that`s to say army and police, which is overwhelmingly Shiite and would be likely, first of all, to disintegrate in the face of a civil war, but with its principal units falling on the Shiite, not the Sunni side of that war.
- General Lynch feels, as do the other commanders of the surge, that they have made substantial progress. And that they`re likely to make more if they`re given time. They know they don`t have beyond March of next year because March 31st, 08 is the deadline the Pentagon has set as a matter of troop limits to how long they can support the surge. But they believe that if they`re given that amount of time, they can make a real difference in the levels of violence. They`ll have more time to train up Iraqi forces to come in behind them and hold those areas.
- A senior American official told me just the other night that he had been to see Tariq Al Hashimi, who - the Sunni vice president, a former Saddam army officer who never joined the Baath Party and left Iraq in the early `90s. In other words, a Sunni who - who has genuine credentials as a moderate. Tariq Al Hashimi asked this senior American official, "is your Congress really serious about withdrawing troops?" And the American official said to him, "you`d better believe that it may be. This is a serious debate and it`s very finely balanced, and it could - it could fall in favor of withdrawing those troops and withdrawing them on a fairly rigorous, tight schedule." Tariq Al Hashimi responded to that by saying "then we will all be slaughtered," then we will all be slaughtered.
Extraordinary stuff, wouldn't you agree? Doubtful we'll be hearing anything like this from Katie, Charlie, or Brian any time soon, correct?
Bravo, John. Bravo.
What follows is a full transcript of this interview.
CHARLIE ROSE, HOST: We begin tonight with Iraq and the question that is on everyone`s mind. What would happen if U.S. troops were to withdraw from the country in the near future?
Joining me now from Baghdad is John Burns, bureau chief there for "The New York Times." Welcome.
JOHN BURNS NEW YORK TIMES BAGHDAD BUREAU CHIEF: Good evening, Charlie. Thank you, it`s a pleasure.
CHARLIE ROSE: I read - I read the front page of "The Washington Post" and a piece written by Karen DeYoung and Tom Ricks. First paragraph, "If U.S. combat forces withdraw from Iraq in the near future, three developments would be likely to unfold. Majority Shiites would drive Sunnis out of ethically mixed areas, west to Anbar province. Two, southern Iraq would erupt in civil war between Shiite groups. And three, the Kurdish north would solidify its borders and invite a U.S. troop presence there. In short, Iraq would effectively become three separate nations."
Do you agree with all that?
JOHN BURNS: Charlie, I guess we would love to have that crystal ball, and so would the people in Congress who are trying to decide this matter. Some parts of that I do agree with. I think it`s pretty clear that the majority Shiites are increasingly confident that if the U.S. troops go, they will have the upper hand. The 60 percent majority they have, the control of the armed forces that they have. The oil resources in the south would give them quickly an upper hand in what would be in effect an all-out civil war.
I think there`s quite a lot of reasons to worry about whether or not they`re right about that, not to worry about it, to question it. The Sunnis are not going to roll over. The Sunnis are good fighters. They ruled this country for most of the last 1,200 years or this -- at least this terrain. They have the backing of the hinterland of the - of the Sunni Arab world, and I think the outcome would be very much in doubt.
But the one thing I think that virtually all of us who - who work here or have worked here for any length of time agree is that the levels of violence would eclipse by quite a long way the bloodshed we`ve seen to date.
CHARLIE ROSE: Can you give me more understanding of what you mean by that?
JOHN BURNS: Well, I think, quite simply that the United States armed forces here -- and I find this to be very widely agreed amongst Iraqis that I know, of all ethnic and sectarian backgrounds -- the United States armed forces are a very important inhibitor against violence. I know it`s argued by some people that they provoke the violence. I simply don`t believe that to be in the main true. I think it`s a much larger truth that where American forces are present, they are inhibiting sectarian violence, and they are going after the people, particularly al-Qaeda and the Shiite death squads, who are provoking that violence. Remove them or at least remove them quickly, and it seems to me -- controversial as this may seem to be saying in the present circumstances, while I know there`s this agonizing debate going on in the United States about this -- that you have to weigh the price. And the price would very likely be very, very high levels of violence, at least in the short run and perhaps, perhaps - perhaps for quite a considerable period of time.
CHARLIE ROSE: This is what you said to me in January 2007. "Friends of mine who are Iraqis, Sunni, Shiite, Kurd -- all foresee a civil war on the scale with bloodshed that will absolutely dwarf what we`re seeing now. It`s really difficult to imagine that that would happen, considering we`re talking about the fallout between the Sunnis and Shiite worlds, without Iran becoming involved from the east, without the Saudis who have already said in that situation they would move in to help protect the Sunnis majority in Iraq."
Has anything changed in the six months since you said that? Five months?
JOHN BURNS: I don`t believe it has, no. I honestly don`t believe it has. You know, I don`t want to wade into the debate that`s going on in Washington because I understand that - that a very important element of that debate is weighing as everybody on both sides I think understands, the price of staying against the price of going. And there`s no doubt that the price of staying is very, very high in American blood, to begin with, and American treasure too.
But it seems to me incontrovertible that the most likely outcome of an American withdrawal any time soon would be cataclysmic violence. And I find that to be widely agreed amongst Iraqis, including Iraqis who strongly opposed the invasion. And especially amongst Sunnis, a minority who ruled here, whose power was usurped by the invasion and who now find themselves facing Shiite militias and 350,000 man and woman Shiite-led Iraqi security force, that`s to say army and police, which is overwhelmingly Shiite and would be likely, first of all, to disintegrate in the face of a civil war, but with its principal units falling on the Shiite, not the Sunni side of that war.
So in the short run, I think the people who would have the -- the most to move -- to lose, would - would in all likelihood to be the Sunni minority, who would be driven west into the redoubt of Anbar province, which is approximately a third of Iraqi on the western side, bordering Saudi Arabia, Jordan and Syria. But that wouldn`t be the end of it by any means. Those Sunnis have the support. It`s been - it`s been explicitly stated -- Saudi Arabia and other Sunni states, which have large amounts of money to invest -- in fact, they`re already putting money in here in very large sums in support of the insurgency.
And of course, on the other side of this you have Iran, which is deeply invested already with the Shiite militias.
As to which of these two options -- the staying or going -- is the wiser one for America, it`s really not for me to judge. I`m a reporter. All I can say is that there clearly would be a price on either side of this, and weighing which is the heavier is -- must be a truly agonizing, agonizing responsibility.
CHARLIE ROSE: Well, then report to me what General Petraeus and General Rick Lynch believe today.
JOHN BURNS: Well, I can talk with more confidence about General Lynch, who is the 3rd Infantry Division commander and responsible south of Baghdad now for the offensive operations under the surge that are designed to secure Baghdad, or as they put in the military jargon, to impede the accelerants of violence who are present down there in an area roughly the state - the size of the state of West Virginia, south of Baghdad, stretching about 80 miles to the south between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers.
General Lynch feels, as do the other commanders of the surge, that they have made substantial progress. And that they`re likely to make more if they`re given time. They know they don`t have beyond March of next year because March 31st, 08 is the deadline the Pentagon has set as a matter of troop limits to how long they can support the surge. But they believe that if they`re given that amount of time, they can make a real difference in the levels of violence. They`ll have more time to train up Iraqi forces to come in behind them and hold those areas.
As for General Petraeus, the commander here, he has been very cautious recently -- very cautioned, I would say, in the remarks that he makes to people like me. He knows he has to go up on the Hill on September the 15th, with possibly the most onerous duty that any American general has had in a generation or two, given the responsibility the President Bush has put on his shoulders.
CHARLIE ROSE: What is going to be the impact, do you believe, on al Qaeda, and what is their situation today? What do they represent in terms of violence and what would be their opportunity if America withdrew?
JOHN BURNS: Well, the generals here who a year or so ago were saying quite bluntly that the biggest security threat were the Shiite death squads, particularly the one that`s associated with the Mahdi army of Muqtada al-Sadr, are saying now as they had said for a long period before 2006 that the principal threat is al Qaeda, and indeed the principal target of the surge in Baghdad and in the area surrounding Baghdad are those al Qaeda linked groups.
I think we have to be careful in our terminology here, to say al Qaeda-linked groups and not to suggest, as has been done quite often recently in Washington, that al Qaeda is a kind of behemoth.
CHARLIE ROSE: Jack Reed, the senator from Rhode Island, who had just arrived back from Iraq -- he points to political progress and says there`s almost none and has little confidence in the Maliki government. I noticed today that Muqtada al-Sadr says that the political block loyal to him has decided to resume participation in the parliament. Make sense of this.
JOHN BURNS: Not, I think, an act of great -- I don`t try and make sense of Muqtada al-Sadr, except, if you will, in this fashion. He`s an extremely machiavellian politician, who has had now for three years or more a foot inside and outside the Baghdad political elite. On the one hand, he`s a militia leader, whose Mahdi army has caused absolute mayhem. As you know, they went to war with U.S. forces twice. They run death squads. If there is control or not, a much debated fact. They have been heavily funded to the tune of somewhere close to a million to $3 million a month from Iran.
So on the one hand, he`s fighting the insurgency. He`s fighting against the government in Baghdad and the coalition forces. On the other hand, he has members of parliament, 30 of them, who are crucial part of the political block that supports Prime Minister Maliki.
I don`t think you need to attach very much importance to whether he has his block in the parliament or not. Muqtada al-Sadr will continue to seek, in my judgment, one principal goal, and that is the advancement of the fortunes of Muqtada al-Sadr, who indeed is probably the single most powerful political leader in Iraq right now, and has reason to believe that if the chips fell his way, he could end up as much as anybody could the predominant political force in this country.
CHARLIE ROSE: Are they making progress in terms of a political solution?
JOHN BURNS: No, they`re not. They`re really not. You know, we`ve seen Ambassador Crocker, the American ambassador and General Petraeus redefine ahead of their September the 15th report to the president and the Congress, what would in effect amount to positive political progress. They`ve in effect set aside the 18 benchmarks set by Congress, things like a new oil law, provincial elections to establish truly representative governments in key contested provinces, something to control the militias. Constitutional reforms, all of this.
And they said that that may not be the best indicator of whether political progress is being made. That there is -- there are other things, more general things that should be looked at.
They refer specifically to some signs, some limited signs, I have to say, of greater cohesion amongst the top leaders in Baghdad on general issues. I`m talking about Talabani, the Kurd, who is president, Maliki, the prime minister who is a Shiite and the two vice presidents, one of them a Shiite, Adil Abd al-Mahdi and Tariq Al Hashimi, a Sunni. And signaling, about a month ago, when there was a second attack on that Shiite shrine in Samarra that was - that was bombed last year, they did meet, these four men, very quickly and they did take action to steady the mood of the country, to get additional troop reinforcements up there to Samarra. And there are some signs -- not many, I have to say, some signs -- that they are beginning to wake up to the consequences for themselves and for Iraq of not coming together, and American troops in consequence leaving because the United States runs out of patience.
And I`ll give you just one taste of that. A senior American official told me just the other night that he had been to see Tariq Al Hashimi, who - the Sunni vice president, a former Saddam army officer who never joined the Baath Party and left Iraq in the early `90s. In other words, a Sunni who - who has genuine credentials as a moderate.
Tariq Al Hashimi asked this senior American official, "is your Congress really serious about withdrawing troops?" And the American official said to him, "you`d better believe that it may be. This is a serious debate and it`s very finely balanced, and it could - it could fall in favor of withdrawing those troops and withdrawing them on a fairly rigorous, tight schedule." Tariq Al Hashimi responded to that by saying "then we will all be slaughtered," then we will all be slaughtered.
The American official who told me this, told the story in evidence of a sobering up, a beginning of a realization amongst the Iraqi leaders of just how serious is the predicament in which they find themselves. Too late? Possibly.
CHARLIE ROSE: It`s hard to - to go beyond that, John. Thank you so much, as always, for joining us.
How long are you going to be there?
JOHN BURNS: I`m on short time now, Charlie. I`m actually overdue at my new job in London as the bureau chief from "The New York Times" in London. I`ll be there sometime early next month, and I have to say, it`s - it`s a heavy burden for me to be leaving, because this story, after five years, indeed even if it were much less than that, it (inaudible) itself into your heart. And there`s - there`s a long way to go before the story is done.
So as a journalist, it`s very hard to - to give it up, and individually, considering all the connections and the friends that I`ve made here, extremely hard to bid good-bye to a country whose tragedy is unfortunately so far from over.
CHARLIE ROSE: I hope we can talk many times before you leave. John, thank you.
JOHN BURNS: Thank you, Charlie.
CHARLIE ROSE: John Burns from Baghdad.
—Noel Sheppard is the Associate Editor of NewsBusters.















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OMG!!!
July 20, 2007 - 14:08 ET by c5thenI swear thatis the same guy I gave $1 on the street corner yesterday!!!
The day that "politician" became a career choice is the day we started losing the Republic
Cherry?
July 20, 2007 - 14:23 ET by Mica the MagnificentI think Ben and Jerry's named a flavor after him.
APOLOGIZE!
July 20, 2007 - 14:42 ET by Challenger GrimNot only is he the one thing rarer than Nessie (a NY Times employee with a clue), but he's making an effort to report the god's honest truth plus he's actually OVER there in the dirt and sand!
I mean don't let partisanship blind you from giving respect where respect is due.
Be sure to get your daily Fred Thompson Fact!
Who Cares?
July 20, 2007 - 16:06 ET by BeowulfSo, is anyone actually supposed to listen to this guy, just because he's over there? No one listens to our generals who are over there. No on listens to our GIs who are over there. Everyone's more interested in talking head "experts" than anyone who actually has any basis of knowledge. So what's different about this guy (who will probably be out of a job shortly)?
The Closed Mind Erects Strong Barriers
Great Post Beo. It sure
July 20, 2007 - 16:09 ET by LeonGreat Post Beo.
It sure is a sad (scary) state of affairs.
I guess your post was
July 20, 2007 - 16:21 ET by Challenger GrimI guess your post was supposed to be in sarcasm, but you forgot the </sarc> tag. (no wait, that summons sarcasmo to deliver a speech on the greatness of Ron Paul - lol j/k sarc, we luv ya ;-)
I'm certainly going to do my part to get this video around the web that I can. I understand people's desire to leave and support that position etc, what I object to is the fact of these people making a decision based upon half the story. If you're going to vote based upon this war, then you should at least do us all a favor and be as informed about it as possible.
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So Right!
July 20, 2007 - 20:21 ET by BeowulfI understand people's desire to leave and support that position etc, what I object to is the fact of these people making a decision based upon half the story. If you're going to vote based upon this war, then you should at least do us all a favor and be as informed about it as possible. -This should be a prerequisite for opening your mouth, period! Let alone casting a ballot. So many ill informed people are the Dem's wet-dream (and I mean that in the most vulgar sense of the word)...
The Closed Mind Erects Strong Barriers
A real jounalist
July 20, 2007 - 14:43 ET by contrary"As to which of these two options -- the staying or going -- is the wiser one for America, it`s really not for me to judge. I`m a reporter. All I can say is that there clearly would be a price on either side of this, and weighing which is the heavier is -- must be a truly agonizing, agonizing responsibility."
Simply astounding! He admits to being a reporter and it's not for him to judge. Why can't the rest of the people who call themselves "reporters" admit this fact?
I hope Lieberman emails
July 20, 2007 - 14:50 ET by JDWI hope Lieberman emails him.
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Great Job Noel
July 20, 2007 - 14:51 ET by Lame CherryGreat job in featuring this Noel as this is what I have been blogging here about the past 2 days. John Burns is immense in being in the MSM and actually being about the only journalist. He is honest and there is no agenda on his part. He gives a straight up assessment.
Thank you for featuring Mr. Burns and exposing him to more readers.
PS: As for the crude comment by someone who said the gave him a dollar on a street corner, that kind of bigotry does not belong in comments as Mr. Burns is doing more for Truth than all of the Republicans in the Senate. God says it is what is in a man's heart and not his looks in how He is judged.
Those kinds of comments belong on a Huffington site and not here.
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Roger that.Mr Burns is
July 20, 2007 - 15:25 ET by well99Roger that.Mr Burns is giving facts instead of pushing a agenda.I dont like shills and Mr.Burns is not one.He put the info straight out.Leaving it to you to make your judgements.We need more real reporters like him.
Are you new here?While I
July 20, 2007 - 15:32 ET by mvfreemanLame cherry:
Are you new here?
While I enjoy the reporting on this site the comments can typically amount to little more than making derisive remarks about anyone who isn't of the same political stripe. That is usually followed by some expression of smugness and certitude.
Yeah... but even if we've
July 20, 2007 - 16:01 ET by Challenger GrimYeah... but even if we've seen it, doesn't mean we shouldn't still speak out against it. (see above)
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"Doesn't mean we
July 20, 2007 - 17:27 ET by mvfreeman"Doesn't mean we shouldn't still speak out against it."
Did anyone even imply that we shouldn't?
My point was that unfortunately we see those types of comments all the time and rarely if ever are they objected to.
Bravo Indeed
July 20, 2007 - 15:06 ET by stratmanNow this man is a real reporter!
Burns' words are a chilling wake up call for those wanting a quick retreat from Iraq.
He sounds like someone who has traveled outside the Green Zone Press Room and his hotel room.
Burns' report seems to contravene his employer's sentiments.
I hope he remains employed.
Ah, but St. Barack doesn't
July 20, 2007 - 15:18 ET by dervishAh, but St. Barack doesn't see it that way -- who's a liberal to believe?
Obama is not fit to be President
July 20, 2007 - 15:31 ET by ThisnThatDervish - I read the article you linked to. Obama is showing his inexperience by stating that, by equivalancy, "we should be in the Congo now". Any President will be glad to point out that the U.S. has vital interests throughout the world, and one of the key interests right now is Iraq -- for a lot of reasons. We (the U.S.) don't make decisions based upon "solving humanitarian problems", which he clearly thinks we do. We make decisions based upon our vital interests.
Is this the kind of garbage (we are in Iraq because of humanitarian reasons) that Americans believe? I know it's in the packet of lies spewed by Obama, but doesn't anybody listening to him know anything about the United States? Unbelievable.
I have had nothing but
July 20, 2007 - 15:36 ET by bigtimerI have had nothing but extreme admiration from John Burns for a long time.
His sadness about leaving Iraq and going to London says a lot for me about him as a great reporter.
The one thing that has surprised me is that he has not been let go by the leftist rag NYT's.
I for one thank him for his straight forward reporting as reporters are suppose to do, his vigilance and hard work, plus facing danger himself everyday...he is a rarity, too bad others do not take a valuable lesson from such a sage man.
John Burns is showing a great deal of character.
July 20, 2007 - 16:03 ET by Dave RIt's nice to know that there are at least some people employed by the liberal MSM who aren't rabid, America-hating zealots.
I think Mr. Burns is showing no small amount of courage and a great deal of character, a rarity these days, particularly in MSM circles, in resisting what has to be enormous pressure from his employer to "toe the company line."
Of course, his being sent to Londonistan is going to be the equivalent of jumping from the fire into the frying pan. It will be interesting to see what changes, if any, may be forthcoming in the tone of the coverage of events in that unfortunate metropolis, particularly in the area of Islamic terrorism.
Help Fred defeat everybody.
The Newsbusters sure are
July 20, 2007 - 16:06 ET by LeonThe Newsbusters sure are the masters of the typicality effect.
Ok, let's say you're really not Hater.
July 20, 2007 - 16:46 ET by sarcasmoOk, let's say you're really not Hater. Were you, perchance, around back when he was? Because you sure use the same tactics. Here we have a short (almost 0 effort) trolling post with an allegation sure to get plenty of responses & not one bit of proof or even coherent attempts at any argument at all to back it up. Can you see, assuming once-again you're not really Hater, how a few of us might think you're quite-similar to another guy who also frequently can't put together even a hint of an argument, and instead relies on trolling-allegations to disrupt what otherwise might be an interesting conversation, especially after this latest trol...er...post? And, assuming you are busted by Rog, BT, etc., does this substance-free post mean you're giving up on this identity to go to the next one??
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Leon/Hater time frame
July 20, 2007 - 16:50 ET by dagdaHater left us last about the end of July of last year (went back and check). You being on for less than a year would put you in the right time frame to come back with a new identity. Hater infamously told us that he had several new ids he was going to use. Leon sure could be one of them.
Our real problem, then, is not our strength today; it is rather the vital necessity of action today to ensure our strength tomorrow. Dwight Eisenhower
While I've seriously lost
July 20, 2007 - 16:55 ET by Challenger GrimWhile I've seriously lost track of who was "hater", anyone else noticed how these people come around here deliberately provoking people and then trumpting "they're all scared of me!" when banned?
No we're not scared of you, we're bored and tired of you. Give me a week and I'll rig up a bot for Noel that can go around to all the posts and make the exact same points any of you do with twice the coherency.
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Looking forward
July 20, 2007 - 16:57 ET by dagdaI certainly work forward to seeing that bot in operation. :) Will it have a name?
Our real problem, then, is not our strength today; it is rather the vital necessity of action today to ensure our strength tomorrow. Dwight Eisenhower
Only if Noel asks for
July 20, 2007 - 17:02 ET by Challenger GrimOnly if Noel asks for it.
I'm thinking of calling it "Wise Liberal".
The oxymoron should be everyone's first clue about it's true nature.
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Copyright that name
July 20, 2007 - 17:08 ET by dagdaYou are going to want to copyright that name before Leon/Hater uses it for his next persona.
Our real problem, then, is not our strength today; it is rather the vital necessity of action today to ensure our strength tomorrow. Dwight Eisenhower
Nah, you guys are my
July 20, 2007 - 17:17 ET by Challenger GrimNah, you guys are my witness in case something happens that I've been ripped off.
REMEMBER: If the liberal post is NOT understandable, then you're not getting the true LibBot 9000 - "WiseLiberal" edition 1.0.2
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Right!!!!!!
July 20, 2007 - 17:24 ET by dagdaLike that is going to help in a law suit. We are at sixes and sevens right now about who he really is or not. Personally, I would not know if it was a bot or real. :)
Our real problem, then, is not our strength today; it is rather the vital necessity of action today to ensure our strength tomorrow. Dwight Eisenhower
Check out this 'bot for
July 20, 2007 - 17:16 ET by sarcasmoCheck out this 'bot for making fake Dave Barry columns which really DO tend to come out funny AND sounding like Dave (Bennett's very smart).
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July 20, 2007 - 17:22 ET by Challenger GrimOooo... I'm such a barry fan.
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I think there's also an Adam Sandler movie generator but I can't find it at the moment.
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I don't think Leon is
July 20, 2007 - 17:03 ET by Conservative VoiceI don't think Leon is hater, if he is, then there is hope that hater is growing up. Hater quickly went into "how can I shock people with sex and crudeness". Leon certainly has the talking points down, but the same can be said on our side...to them we all sound alike...imagine that people who think alike sound alike.
Revving the ghost of hater is getting old.
Pathological hatred
July 20, 2007 - 17:10 ET by dagdaHis pathological hatred of the obese is the big tip-off for me. But his style in reacting to running dialogues is the big tip-off. Would I bet the farm on it? No, but I would go as high as a buck. :)
Our real problem, then, is not our strength today; it is rather the vital necessity of action today to ensure our strength tomorrow. Dwight Eisenhower
Ok, maybe I'm totally wrong
July 20, 2007 - 17:10 ET by sarcasmoOk, maybe I'm totally wrong this time. The anti fat chicks thing today, though, seemed along with some other stuff I've seen to be more than a coincidence. I think as far as "maturing," he figured out he had 0 respect here at all from all the sex/shock stuff and decided to come-back as a slightly more mature entity, and he's certainly been a success compared to past iterations, but it's hard to hide a writing style. Many people with rather distinctive writing styles seem to think they're good at hiding it, when they're really not...Just as with tape recordings of your own voice, it's sometimes hard to imagine how your words "sound" to others online.
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What a refreshing voice
July 20, 2007 - 16:34 ET by annoyedmanThis is one reporter to whom I will pay closer attention in the future. Hopefully, he will maintain his integrity intact. So is anybody taking bets as to when the NYT is going to put the words of their own Bagdhad station chief onto their front page - without gutting and twisting them, that is?
The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left. ~~ Ecclesiastes 10:1-2