Esquire's Pierce to Kristol: 'Blow Me, You Monstrous, Bloodthirsty Fraud'

March 19th, 2014 5:43 PM

At The Weekly Standard, William Kristol protested the conventional wisdom that Americans are incredibly weary of war, and so won’t project strength against Putin or other geopolitical foes.

He concluded: “Can Republicans do no better than shamefully to emulate Somerset and Obama (‘I assure you nobody ends up being more war-weary than me’)? Will no brave leader step forward to honorably awaken us from our unworthy sleep?” This drove radical lefty Charlie Pierce to verbally explode at Kristol the “sociopath” from his pit at Esquire magazine:

Blow me, you monstrous, bloodthirsty fraud, you silly, stupid chickenhawk motherfker [sic] who plays army man with the children of people who are so much better than you are, and who would feed innocent civilians in lands you will never visit into your own personal meatgrinder to service your semi-annual martial erection.

You and the rest of your cowardly cohort helped prepare the ground for the worst geopolitical mistake the country has made in 30 years. You fought the battle of the Green Rooms and the think tanks while other people's sons and daughters died for your fantasy of how the world would work if you really were the pimply, adolescent Zeus you see when you look in the mirror every morning.

Pierce insisted “the country does not need your hectoring that it has become insufficiently bellicose to fulfill your newest, blood-drenched fantasies...You should be driven from polite society, consigned to an ideological Molokai so you can no longer  infect the rest of us. People should shun you. You should wear the bell for the rest of your miserable days.”

Pierce is surely referring to the leper colony on the Hawaiian island of Molokai.

[HT Dan Gainor]