Leno: If Immigration Bill Passes ‘You’ll Press One for Spanish and Two for English’

Jay Leno continued his humorous attacks on the White House Thursday.

In a series of political jokes during the opening monologue of NBC’s Tonight Show, the host said that if the proposed immigration bill passes, “You’ll press one for Spanish and two for English.”

JAY LENO: Well, according to a Gallup poll out today, President Obama’s approval rating has dropped to 45 percent. Only 45 percent of Americans now approve of the job he's doing. Luckily for Obama, he has impeachment insurance. It's called Joe Biden. That’s right. It’s called Joe Biden. Luckily.

Well, let's see, what else? They have now begun jury selection in the upcoming Whitey Bulger trial. Whitey Bulger. Doesn't that sound like Anthony Weiner’s secret service code name? Here we got Whitey Bulger coming in.

Anthony Weiner who is, you know he's running for mayor of New York? He told the New York Times that he's the one that coined the term ObamaCare. See I would have thought he coined the term stimulus package. That seems more like him. I’m surprised that it’s ObamaCare.

Hey listen to this. Big story. The Senate is getting closer and closer to passing a sweeping immigration bill. In fact, given how wide sweeping this immigration bill is, if it passes you'll press one for Spanish and two for English.


Noel Sheppard
Noel Sheppard
Noel Sheppard, Associate Editor of NewsBusters, passed away in March of 2014.