Bill Maher: 'If Rick Santorum Is Your Youth Minister' You’d Switch to 'One Who Just Molests'

March 3rd, 2012 1:27 PM

Bill Maher unsurprisingly took some vicious cheap shots at Republican presidential candidate Rick Santorum on HBO's Real Time Friday.

In his final New Rule segment, Maher said, "If Rick Santorum is your youth minister, you’d ask your parents to switch you to the one who just molests" (video follows with transcript and commentary):


BILL MAHER: New Rule, President Obama must stand up and thank the man who’s been out there day after day tirelessly helping his campaign – Rick Santorum. Every time I turn on the news, Christy McSweatervest has just said something crazier than the last crazy thing he said. He said JFK makes him want to throw up – not the man, the airport, because if God had wanted man to fly, he wouldn’t have made flight attendants so gay.

He says climate change is just a big hoax – you know, like Bigfoot or the female orgasm. He thinks condoms are not okay – which means he’s either a religious nut, or he’s never heard of lube.

If Rick Santorum is your youth minister, you’d ask your parents to switch you to the one who just molests.

Wow!

Earlier on Friday, Barack Obama contacted Georgetown University law student and women's rights activist Sandra Fluke to show her support following comments made about her by conservative talk radio host Rush Limbaugh.

Is the President concerned about things liberal commentators are saying about conservatives or only what conservatives say about liberals?

Exactly how can Obama allow his Super PAC to take money from a man that consistently says far more vile things about Americans than anything Limbaugh said about Fluke?

And while we're at it, when will the President call conservative talk radio host Laura Ingraham to express his condolences for MSNBC's Ed Schultz calling her a slut back in May?

I'm sure Ingraham isn't holding her breath.