David Letterman Bashes Fox News in Top Ten List

CBS "Late Show" host David Letterman bashed the Fox News Channel in his Top Ten list Tuesday (partial transcript after the break):

Top Ten Signs There's Trouble at FOX News

Top Ten Signs There's Trouble at FOX News
10.Accidentally said something positive about a Democrat
9.News ticker reads "Bosses crazy, send help"
8.Today's top story: Is there anything more delicious than bacon?
7.Been criticizing Obama for not doing enough to prevent World War I
6.Bill O'Reilly inviting guests to enter the "No Pants Zone"
5.Crime stories eerily similar to plot of most recent "Hawaii Five-O"
4.Spent five hours today breaking down the Mets playoff chances
3.Thinking about hiring Rick Sanchez
2.Since June, Glenn Beck has been doing this nonstop (VT of Beck barking)
1.They're thinking of giving the 10pm slot to Leno
Noel Sheppard
Noel Sheppard
Noel Sheppard, Associate Editor of NewsBusters, passed away in March of 2014.