Eliot Spitzer's Call Girl Gets Her Own Advice Column - 'Ask Ashley'

Former New York Governor Eliot Spitzer's high-priced call girl Ashley Dupre has landed herself an advice column at the New York Post:

Sure, she's made some mistakes. But now Ashley Dupre, the former escort who brought down Gov. Eliot Spitzer, is sharing what she's learned in her new sex, love and relationship column -- exclusively in the New York Post. Is your husband cheating? Is your daughter on a dangerous path? Our readers asked -- and Ashley fired back with her no-nonsense advice.

I guess all of Tiger Woods' mistresses should take heart, for it appears in America today being the other woman can really pay off.

The Post even created a video to advertise its new columnist (video embedded below the fold, h/t Mediaite):

In her first "Ask Ashley" column, Dupre answered some earth-shattering questions such as:

  • How do I know if my daughter may be getting into trouble?
  • Are there telltale signs a man isn't happy in his marriage?
  • My boyfriend wants to know how many men I've slept with. Do I give an honest answer?
  • My girlfriend says she doesn't like porn. Is she lying?

To give you an idea of the "quality" of her advice, here's her answer to the third question:

You don't give him an answer at all. It's really none of his business (and vice versa).

It's like you asking him how many lap dances he's gotten in his life. You know you've each slept with people in the past. It's part of being an adult and has nothing to do with your relationship now and your possible future together.

Some things are better left unsaid.

Got that, kids?

If the man or woman you're thinking of spending the rest of your life with asks you how many people you've slept with, don't answer.

That's certainly the kind of advice that'll lead to many happy marriages.

Heaven help us.

Noel Sheppard
Noel Sheppard
Noel Sheppard, Associate Editor of NewsBusters, passed away in March of 2014.